@desinthemaking

Ungovernable. More of me: https://xitter.cf/t.co/9Gnq4n9HxP
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Joined October 2012
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HEY GUYS!! To those who may not already know, I run a Brand Design Agency that is very pro-collaboration and very anti-seen-before BS. In 2025 I wanna hone in even more on working collaboratively, so that we can make some cool shit yes. Please check the next tweet!
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khyote@0pinion83d13h
if I tell you a fun fact & you look it up & I’m wrong I’m beating the shit outta u
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I wish they could take that fresh, soft, baby-like sensation you get within the first hour of having a shower and doing your skincare and make it a drug - so I could snort it
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A’damn Shayme@blackcindyy16h
Halloween plans starting in 72 hours. Lemme get this body right
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Luke the Good@lukeyismOct 26
In my dictatorship If you choose to holiday in St Lawrence Gap and complain about noise, police will seize your passport and you will be thrown in a labour camp for ten years. On release you will be fined $50,000 for inconveniencing the people
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@theashrbOct 26
In my dictatorship… if you choose to live in an entertainment district (ahem, Soho) and complain to the council about noise, you will absolutely be thrown in a labour camp for 10 years, and your home will be requisitioned by the state while you pick strawberries for a decade.
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cyber@farspacefleet21h
when men feel inferior to women, they immediately try to soothe their psychological injury by imagining the women being sexually degraded
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@albion_sneedOct 26
My first job out of college, sitting there in a presentation by some girlboss, old guy next to me leans over and whispers “she bends over and takes it just like any other”
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“He/she tell me how dat one” is such a funny bajanism. For a people who try to shorten every sentence whats with the extra verbiage. Tell you how that one WHAT. Where the one come from
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mich-elle@shellaneousOct 26
i’ve never had 1 i bet it feels like drugs
feisty wife 🐤@khasidragkhasiOct 26
my recommendations of men to date as an elder sister - 1. elder brother of a sister (caretaker) 2. younger brother of a sister (potential whore) 3. elder brother of a brother (responsible) 4. single child (litr child) 5. younger brother of a brother (kys this is the worst)
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karenisha@danajae9Oct 26
Trying to explain this people is really hard. Hurt feelings get treated like proof of a boundary violation instead of what they often are…the normal cost of two people having different needs, priorities, or capacities..
Miss P@missphavinOct 25
I think one consequence of how much we've popularized the language of boundaries and emotional safety is that ppl are becoming less comfortable with the fact that perfectly legitimate decisions can still hurt other people.
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Who tf is watching this shit
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@LCUncens0redOct 23
It's almost like Ethan Klein was putting signs right in front of our face....👀🍿
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hate conversational bad faith. i’m trying to understand u and you’re trying to defeat me. we are participating in two entirely different activities
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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 24
I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said
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Bre|🧶⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆.˚@Ka_KaviaOct 24
Be prepared to be sick of me
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kea@kearchives2235Oct 22
My only issue with getting ready in the morning is that 6:15 and 6:25 are 2 minutes apart
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honestly, im disgusted.@KoticCoutureOct 22
meg got me screaming “IM BACK IN THAT MODE AGAIN IM OUTSIDE FUCKIN THESE HOES AGAIN” (i’m not, but still)
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Graduating UWI Students! I have a few very quick sessions after lunch on Saturday, then I'll be available for a few "Pay What You Can" spots from maybe 1:30pm. If you can't pay, cool. If all you can afford is $100, safe. First msg, first served. Send to a graduating student.
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@pmamtravellerOct 21
a page from the book Eve: How the Female Body Drove 200 Million Years of Human Evolution by Cat Bohannon, demonstrating the true compact arrangement of the female reproductive organs.
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Starting to be radicalized by nudity. I wish to see less of people
Z A R I O 🇯🇲@Zario____Oct 21
Nobody asked but I released some swimwear via runway show couple days ago. 😅 enjoy yall day.
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Justice@FITCH_mascotOct 22
I’m still thinking about what Megan did to that black couch.
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30 days no added sugar. Day 1 I drank unsweetened tea with my breakfast. YUCK. At least ik what tomorrow holds
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Remz-fa-lala-lala@RemzTheAwesomeOct 20
Been tired since it really took off in 2015. This is why Twitter is my preferred social media. Scroll IG for 10 minutes and I start feeling slow
Main character@RyydeOrDieOct 20
Borderline tired of seeing/consuming video content everywhere. 😵‍💫
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