went to puregym for 1 day bc the one i usually go to had maintenance and yeah im never going there again. what the hell it was like a dungeon. and it had an odor 😭😭😭😭

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mich-elle · Oct 26, 2026 · 8:12 PM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneous12h

wait this is cool i should think like this about #life

Juᢉ𐭩 ʚ🩷ɞ

@pistach108Oct 26

Op asked, which one would you hate more having 10 ex-biases vs. having one ex-bias you loved for 10 years 🐰: if you think about loving someone for 10 years... that's such a long, deep history, so i feel like no matter what you do with me, you'll still think about those days. i'd hate that more. but can i ask who it is? no, seriously, i'm just asking out of curiosity, i genuinely don't mind. you don't have to answer. i'm serious, the present is what matters, after all. would they be a senior? an idol i know? or someone completely different? 🤿: no, it's just a trending question. the present matters, so it's fine. 🐰: what exactly is fine? ^^ 😭😭😭

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mich-elle · Oct 26, 2026 · 1:48 PM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneous18h

i’ve never had 1 i bet it feels like drugs

feisty wife 🐤@khasidragkhasi22h

my recommendations of men to date as an elder sister - 1. elder brother of a sister (caretaker) 2. younger brother of a sister (potential whore) 3. elder brother of a brother (responsible) 4. single child (litr child) 5. younger brother of a brother (kys this is the worst)

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rawan · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:54 PM UTC

mich-elle retweeted

rawan@xwwrxOct 25

لايكاتي بتويتر لأني أهتم بكل المواضيع

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mich-elle · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:41 AM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneous21h

it’s out 😂

mich-elle@shellaneousOct 13

the t1mes accepted my op-ed pitch so i’m officially entering my ghostwriter era fuck yeah i’m a real salesman #rainmaker

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mich-elle · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:41 AM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneous21h

it got cut to the point where it doesn’t even sound like at all but the idea is still mine ok 😵

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mich-elle · Oct 26, 2026 · 9:12 AM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneous23h

you can do this however you look like btw 😆

PunishedBPHM

@PunishedBPHMOct 25

When you're hot enough you can be openly right wing at parties with no reputational damage.

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mich-elle · Oct 26, 2026 · 8:15 AM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneousOct 26

i’m not well someone i was romantically involved with posted a instagram story clear shaven with a haircut and i was attracted again … i’ve literally only been attracted to two people in my life please free me bc they’ve both done things to me which meant i can never go back 🤦🏻‍♀️

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mich-elle · Oct 26, 2026 · 6:30 AM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneousOct 26

it me .. i’m a herd mentality baby

Shickadee (Vampire expert) 🇨🇦🇳🇴🇹🇭@shickzanderOct 25

Replying to @shickzander

I’ve seen many friends and acquaintances jump to dating people they didn’t like or getting into marriages and having kids because the rest of their friend group was doing it and they felt left out.

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mich-elle · Oct 25, 2026 · 11:54 PM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneousOct 25

was talking abt hk but i ended up talking abt my ex again

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mich-elle · Oct 25, 2026 · 10:56 PM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneousOct 25

i want to agree but i can’t because i know too many female friends who are in fact hyper-independent and the parent of their friends, boyfriends, parents, and siblings

Tim 🙂⏹️🙂

@MasterTimBlaisOct 25

*taps sign*

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mich-elle · Oct 25, 2026 · 9:26 PM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneousOct 25

my teenage brother watched in horror as he made this steak for his dinner while i put kit kat cereal, two bananas, milk and a splash of biscoff in the blender and called it dinner

mich-elle@shellaneousOct 25

the 7 pound steak i got for my brother from sainsbury’s had a security lock

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mich-elle · Oct 25, 2026 · 9:27 PM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneousOct 25

no protein talk pls … if i didnt have to mother him for term break i wouldn’t even have dinner today

mich-elle · Oct 25, 2026 · 8:41 PM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneousOct 25

i won’t comment bc i have a pattern of doing something way more out of the pocket

Liz Is Amused

@lizisamusedOct 25

We once had a debate at work: after a short period of dating, say 1 date to a month, do you prefer The Polite Breakup Text or being "ghosted"?

90%Polite Breakup Text

10%just ghost me lol

1,063 votes • Final results

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mich-elle · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:18 PM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneousOct 25

this is what i mean btw. is it not common sense that she should not post herself talking about this.

AA@mxw1nOct 24

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mich-elle · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:53 PM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneousOct 25

the 7 pound steak i got for my brother from sainsbury’s had a security lock

Wesam

@wesamo__Oct 25

The biggest culture shock I've experienced so far is that the Apple store in Japan doesn't lock any devices to the table

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mich-elle · Oct 25, 2026 · 1:39 PM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneousOct 25

i saw that song from the weeknd and i realised some things hurt too much to love again but maybe one day ill be open to it and by that i mean hong kong the city

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mich-elle · Oct 25, 2026 · 1:04 PM UTC

mich-elle@shellaneousOct 25

just remembered that one time we had to set an alarm to hold each other in bed so that #she doesn’t miss the last train but both of us already knew without speaking that this would be the last time we meet before we broke up and i’ve hated the rain in march ever since