@shellaneous

i abuse the hell out of my anonymity

Joined February 2018
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Replying to @Jungbebelianer
nah russian stuff
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Replying to @Anyavovaa
lovely bag but can i please repeat ur joke back to you - why is it so big? are you the prime minister?
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used to joke about being a spy and now my clients are alleged spies on national news like what 😭 … only joke about the outcomes you want i guess
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i prefer @betscrables and i’s living arrangement … london is the neighbourhood
𝓵𝓲𝓵𝔂.
@iridescelily22h
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omg :(
TMZ
@TMZ16h
Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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went to puregym for 1 day bc the one i usually go to had maintenance and yeah im never going there again. what the hell it was like a dungeon. and it had an odor 😭😭😭😭
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wait this is cool i should think like this about #life
Juᢉ𐭩 ʚ🩷ɞ
@pistach108Oct 26
Op asked, which one would you hate more having 10 ex-biases vs. having one ex-bias you loved for 10 years 🐰: if you think about loving someone for 10 years... that's such a long, deep history, so i feel like no matter what you do with me, you'll still think about those days. i'd hate that more. but can i ask who it is? no, seriously, i'm just asking out of curiosity, i genuinely don't mind. you don't have to answer. i'm serious, the present is what matters, after all. would they be a senior? an idol i know? or someone completely different? 🤿: no, it's just a trending question. the present matters, so it's fine. 🐰: what exactly is fine? ^^ 😭😭😭
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Replying to @betscrables
my little brother is genuinely getting spoiled by me rn but i have no control over it bc i feel bad for the way my parents treated him so i fear i will continue being a boy mom 😂 but it also means i don’t want to date someone like that
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Replying to @jihyozyoo
pause.
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Replying to @The_Clermontian
it’s always shit like this
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Replying to @jihyozyoo
right is he single
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i’ve never had 1 i bet it feels like drugs
feisty wife 🐤@khasidragkhasiOct 26
my recommendations of men to date as an elder sister - 1. elder brother of a sister (caretaker) 2. younger brother of a sister (potential whore) 3. elder brother of a brother (responsible) 4. single child (litr child) 5. younger brother of a brother (kys this is the worst)
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mich-elle retweeted
rawan@xwwrxOct 25
لايكاتي بتويتر لأني أهتم بكل المواضيع
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it got cut to the point where it doesn’t even sound like at all but the idea is still mine ok 😵
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it’s out 😂
mich-elle@shellaneousOct 13
the t1mes accepted my op-ed pitch so i’m officially entering my ghostwriter era fuck yeah i’m a real salesman #rainmaker
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you can do this however you look like btw 😆
PunishedBPHM
@PunishedBPHMOct 25
When you're hot enough you can be openly right wing at parties with no reputational damage.
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i’m not well someone i was romantically involved with posted a instagram story clear shaven with a haircut and i was attracted again … i’ve literally only been attracted to two people in my life please free me bc they’ve both done things to me which meant i can never go back 🤦🏻‍♀️
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it me .. i’m a herd mentality baby
Shickadee (Vampire expert) 🇨🇦🇳🇴🇹🇭@shickzanderOct 25
Replying to @shickzander
I’ve seen many friends and acquaintances jump to dating people they didn’t like or getting into marriages and having kids because the rest of their friend group was doing it and they felt left out.
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Replying to @obrienvm24
i never moved on
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was talking abt hk but i ended up talking abt my ex again
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