
I'M DUCHESS OF DUMBARTON & I'm a FKN Grifter!! I demand you give me a billion dollars now 💰💰💰 #FOHarryAndMeghan 😂 Satire & Parody. From 🇦🇺 & 🇬🇧
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Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Harry asking Corey Vitiello about Meghan?
But he didn’t listen when Prince Philip,
Prince William, Andrew, Tom Inskip,
and PR guru Astrid Harbord... ALL WARNED HARRY ABOUT MEGHAN MARKLE and her shady, trashy past and manipulative behavior.
No one can fix stupid!
November 8, 2026
Blind Item #14
The north of the border former bestie of the alliterate one says she never ever mentioned anything about her dad being a predator. But the craziest piece of news that came from her is that the ginger haired cuck reached out to the ex of the alliterate one who she was cheating on with the cuck (and others) and asked him if he had ever heard about the dad being a predator. Apparently, there are some very big trust issues with the alliterate one and the cuck right now.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Meghan Markle is a pedophile enabler
Replying to @AllisonPearson
So 2 days after we find out #MeghanMarkle has known about allegations her father is a pedophile and did nothing, we hear she is hosting kids Masterchef.
You just couldn’t make this shit up with this bitch.
Meghan Markle ‘protects’ her children
Also Meghan Markle …
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Meghan Markle rummaging through William’s vehicle in 2018. Was she stealing or was she trying to PLANT something?
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Im Spare, Harry said "At least I wasn't involved in a sex scandal", referring to Andrew. Well...he spoke to soon.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Replying to @nolink29
Meghan Markle supported her pedophile father keeping his crimes secret for eight years and openly supports brands linked to child abuse campaigns like Balenciaga.
Now tell me that behavior isn’t worse than being a pedo herself.🤨
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Strange how #MeghanMarkle wants to protect Archie & Betty but she didn't think it was vital to protect other children from her father's sexual abuse. Her despicable silence should never be forgiven.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Harry & Meghan are considered ‘dirt poor’ by people in the Cotswolds. They have run out of money, and have nothing left compared to the wealthy circles they move in. 😬🤨
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
I’m confused. How could ONE letter convince Meghan her father was a danger to kids & kept her’s away to keep them safe? What proof is a letter without evidence ? Didnt she want to know if he could be innocent ? She had an excellent relationship with him before marrying Harry 🤔
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Markles have a proclivity for keeping illegal/incriminating stuff in storage lockers.
MeGain kept a storage locker in TORONTO 🇨🇦 even after she married Dimwit. Tom Sr. visited her in Toronto often...
Maybe the FBI should look into whether there are any Toronto lockers...🤣🤣
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
I'm still not convinced Thomas Snr is guilty.
TWELVE FBI agents roll on up to a Dementia Nursing home and who's waiting, camera in hand. The same photographer who took those infamous photos of Thomas Markle. Prior to the wedding.
Meghan Markle's photographer friend. So, WHO tipped him off? How could he have known the FBI were about to arrest Thomas unless he was told?
The FBI then handcuff him as if he's capable of taking a swing or possibly doing a runner.
Oh, the optics! It is ALWAYS about the optics.
Then he is fairly quickly released and given bail on his own recognisance. Oh kay then!
A supposed paedophile and SA offender? I do not think so.
There is no way the FBI were able to carefully go through what was alleged to be a staggering amount of videos and photographic evidence contained on several devices.
It's almost as if this case needed to be done with. STAT. It was all so quickly sorted it is farcical and insulting!
Then, Tom Jnr receives an apology from the cops in the Philippines. Puh-lease.
Those boxes were in his girlfriend's flat. He waited 105 days before deciding to go to THE SUN? The tabloid Meghan thanked?
Tom Jnr made a livestream and he talked about the 'big falling out he had with his dad'
He was moaning like a jealous, petty, little boy. Dad paid no attention to him. He was a virtual punching bag. Waaggh!
That livestream was TEN DAYS after he allegedly found a stack of evidence in the boxes, in the Philippines.
Then his YouTube channel mysteriously disappeared, BUT returned the same day missing a lot of content and cleaned up big time.
I bet that livestream from July 29 is no longer there. Not available. Deleted. Gone!
There is something very disturbing and sinister happening here. That is my opinion to which I am entitled.
Why is Meghan so silent? Meghan is never silent when she should be. Meghan doesn't take advice from anyone! She is silent by choice.
#MeghanMarkleExposed
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
COMMENTARY: Has anyone noticed of late that the UK press and most global press, are deliberately not printing Meghan Markle’s title as Duchess or Duchess of Sussex? But instead, is using the name Meghan Markle?
The reality is, she is trying desperately to force an untouchable, elite royal image on the public while living in both California and the UK as a private citizen. But, she is still working tirelessly to ensure she never loses the elite ‘royal branding’, or what’s left of it, that was ‘once held’ by her royal status.
The media’s refusal, of which is fearlessly devoted to the Monarchy, to use her title is a deliberate, highly calculated shift as a ‘silent editorial protest’. By refusing to print the title, the press is actively denying her the royal validation she desperately relies on to market her commercial ventures. Stripping the title in print acts as a psychological demotion, reminding the world that she is operating as an American celebrity, not a British royal. Also, because they are fiercely dedicated to the monarchy!
She spent years burning bridges, and now she is reaping what she sowed. The fake "Duchess" aura has evaporated, leaving her with millions in unsold inventory, a brand that is circling the drain, and an elite society that has permanently slammed its doors in her face!
We should all do the same!
They just knock them off to hide the truth, kinda like what Meghan is trying to do with everyone including her own Father 🔥🔥 #FOMeghan #MeghanMarkleExposed😕😖
British banker who threatened to expose more explosive allegations involving Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor & Jeffrey Epstein has been found DEAD in Thailand ONLY weeks after sharing a haunting final message.
On August 9, 2026 Andriesz posted on X about the severe personal & family toll of his whistleblowing, writing: “The personal consequences of whistleblowing & the retaliation I say followed, have been devastating for my family & me”
He said that he intended to “share more of the evidence and the story behind what happened”
He was found dead weeks later on September 23, 2026.
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Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Now Harry does some background work on the actress he married
Stupid fucking boy! Imagine the amount of shit she has on him!
November 8, 2026
Blind Item #14
The north of the border former bestie of the alliterate one says she never ever mentioned anything about her dad being a predator. But the craziest piece of news that came from her is that the ginger haired cuck reached out to the ex of the alliterate one who she was cheating on with the cuck (and others) and asked him if he had ever heard about the dad being a predator. Apparently, there are some very big trust issues with the alliterate one and the cuck right now.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Meghan Markle has LIED to Prince Harry since day one and he fell for all of her tall tales
Meghan was screwing/living with Cory Vitiello in May 2016, which is why Markus gave Meghan a free room at soho house to take Prince Harry on their first meeting/sex romp
Harry got played
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Has Meghan Markle been caught planting evidence at those storage units in California? He he he
Source: Paula M
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Wooow! Harry no longer trusts her.
Meghan is capable of anything, he said once. Does he think she’s capable of framing her own father as a pedophile? That’s quite possible.
November 8, 2026
Blind Item #14
The north of the border former bestie of the alliterate one says she never ever mentioned anything about her dad being a predator. But the craziest piece of news that came from her is that the ginger haired cuck reached out to the ex of the alliterate one who she was cheating on with the cuck (and others) and asked him if he had ever heard about the dad being a predator. Apparently, there are some very big trust issues with the alliterate one and the cuck right now.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
🚨 Rumours are circulating about footage of a woman resembling Meghan Markle allegedly making repeated visits to Los Angeles storage units.
The questions being raised are serious: was anything being planted that could incriminate her father, or were items being removed that could involve her? 🔍
If there is any truth to these claims, I expect the FBI to investigate thoroughly. Meghan herself could become part of that investigation. No one is above the law! ⚖️
Living in another country is no excuse. The US and UK have law-enforcement cooperation agreements, after all. 🇺🇸🇬🇧
And would the Palace protect her?
I very much doubt it. 👑
































