I'M DUCHESS OF DUMBARTON & I'm a FKN Grifter!! I demand you give me a billion dollars now 💰💰💰 #FOHarryAndMeghan 😂 Satire & Parody. From 🇦🇺 & 🇬🇧
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Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Did Meghan go after #GeorgeClooney right after marrying #PrinceHarry ?
Didn’t #MeghanMarkle get fired from ‘Deal or No Deal’ for shamelessly throwing herself at #HowieMandel?
This cheap hussy came on to #LarryKing & #CraigFerguson when on their shows
Whore of Babylon the ultimate symbol of harlotry, corruption, greed, evil has nothing on Meghan Markle
#MeghanMarkleKnew
November 9, 2026
Blind Items Revealed #5
October 26, 2026
So, let me tell you a story. Right after the royal wedding, the alliterate one and her cuck were always visiting the A+/A list actor and his wife. During that time, they set up a joint WhatsApp group chat as two couples.
Instead of keeping things to the main group, the actor and the alliterate one secretly moved the conversation to a separate, private chat and were texting each other all night long. The wife caught the actor on the private thread at 1:00 AM, saw that the alliterate one was flirting with him and they were both flirting back and forth, and was completely disgusted. She immediately handed down a permanent ban, forbidding the actor from ever texting or speaking to the alliterate one again, and they ended the friendship right then and there.
This explains why the wife was completely miserable and furious during that trip to Asia with the actor. She was still heavily monitoring his phone and dealing with the aftermath of him getting caught.
Meghan Markle/Prince Harry/George Clooney/Amal Clooney
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
FTR, I do not believe Meghan didn't have a divorce lawyer representing her.
There is one form that Meghan filed with the court, which has two extraneous address lines in the caption at the top, under her own address:
"Suite 1200 Los Angeles, California 90067"
**Whoever prepared the form, did not fully remove the existing address on the template they used.**
When I noticed it, I googled, "Suite 1200 Los Angeles, California 90067".
Lo and behold, I found myself looking at none other than RON BURKLE'S divorce records. The partial address is the same as his DIVORCE ATTORNEYS:
WASSER, COOPERMAN & CARTER
Below is a screenshot of "Suite 1200 Los Angeles, California 90067" on both documents:
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
So Meghan Markle cancels her planned speech in Brussels because ‘she’s not strong enough’ after her father’s arrest. Oh please, she is hiding because she will have to face answers for all of her lies. She is hiding away like a coward, perhaps we should play a game of #WhereIsMeghan like they did to Princess Catherine. Does anyone want to play?
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
The Mail does love a good euphemism... 'Stepped down.' 😂😅🤣
They FIRED his whiny, utterly useless a$$!!!
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Pathological liar, abuser and world’s most famous malignant narcissist Meghan Markle turns the alleged abuse of undetermined numbers of children into a PR self promotion and money making opportunity after reportedly failing to take action or inform anyone for 8 years after allegedly receiving a letter outlining what she referred to as “troubling and disturbing” abuse allegations.
In her own false, hypocritical and empty cliched words Meghan Markle has been “silent” and “complicit”.
In even more evidence of her constant lies Meghan Markle, who released a statement saying she had stopped contact with her father because of the allegations in the letter, actually cut her father off a year before the receipt of this letter.
Meghan Markle has condemned her father and treated and written about him as if he is guilty before any lawful process has occurred.
🤖 Made with AI
The Duchess of Sussex will no longer deliver a planned speech on Tuesday about online child safety as she is “not strong enough” after her father’s arrest.
The Duchess and the Duke had been due to deliver the keynote address at the opening of the Lost Screen Memorial at the European Parliament in Brussels.
The comment would probably have been interpreted as a thinly veiled response to allegations made against her father, Thomas Markle.
🔗 telegraph.co.uk/royal-family…
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
November 9, 2026
Blind Items Revealed #5
October 26, 2026
So, let me tell you a story. Right after the royal wedding, the alliterate one and her cuck were always visiting the A+/A list actor and his wife. During that time, they set up a joint WhatsApp group chat as two couples.
Instead of keeping things to the main group, the actor and the alliterate one secretly moved the conversation to a separate, private chat and were texting each other all night long. The wife caught the actor on the private thread at 1:00 AM, saw that the alliterate one was flirting with him and they were both flirting back and forth, and was completely disgusted. She immediately handed down a permanent ban, forbidding the actor from ever texting or speaking to the alliterate one again, and they ended the friendship right then and there.
This explains why the wife was completely miserable and furious during that trip to Asia with the actor. She was still heavily monitoring his phone and dealing with the aftermath of him getting caught.
Meghan Markle/Prince Harry/George Clooney/Amal Clooney
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Harry asking Corey Vitiello about Meghan?
But he didn’t listen when Prince Philip,
Prince William, Andrew, Tom Inskip,
and PR guru Astrid Harbord... ALL WARNED HARRY ABOUT MEGHAN MARKLE and her shady, trashy past and manipulative behavior.
No one can fix stupid!
November 8, 2026
Blind Item #14
The north of the border former bestie of the alliterate one says she never ever mentioned anything about her dad being a predator. But the craziest piece of news that came from her is that the ginger haired cuck reached out to the ex of the alliterate one who she was cheating on with the cuck (and others) and asked him if he had ever heard about the dad being a predator. Apparently, there are some very big trust issues with the alliterate one and the cuck right now.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Meghan Markle is a pedophile enabler
So 2 days after we find out #MeghanMarkle has known about allegations her father is a pedophile and did nothing, we hear she is hosting kids Masterchef.
You just couldn’t make this shit up with this bitch.
Meghan Markle ‘protects’ her children
Also Meghan Markle …
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Meghan Markle rummaging through William’s vehicle in 2018. Was she stealing or was she trying to PLANT something?
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Im Spare, Harry said "At least I wasn't involved in a sex scandal", referring to Andrew. Well...he spoke to soon.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Meghan Markle supported her pedophile father keeping his crimes secret for eight years and openly supports brands linked to child abuse campaigns like Balenciaga.
Now tell me that behavior isn’t worse than being a pedo herself.🤨
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Strange how #MeghanMarkle wants to protect Archie & Betty but she didn't think it was vital to protect other children from her father's sexual abuse. Her despicable silence should never be forgiven.
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Harry & Meghan are considered ‘dirt poor’ by people in the Cotswolds. They have run out of money, and have nothing left compared to the wealthy circles they move in. 😬🤨
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
I’m confused. How could ONE letter convince Meghan her father was a danger to kids & kept her’s away to keep them safe? What proof is a letter without evidence ? Didnt she want to know if he could be innocent ? She had an excellent relationship with him before marrying Harry 🤔
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
Markles have a proclivity for keeping illegal/incriminating stuff in storage lockers.
MeGain kept a storage locker in TORONTO 🇨🇦 even after she married Dimwit. Tom Sr. visited her in Toronto often...
Maybe the FBI should look into whether there are any Toronto lockers...🤣🤣
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
I'm still not convinced Thomas Snr is guilty.
TWELVE FBI agents roll on up to a Dementia Nursing home and who's waiting, camera in hand. The same photographer who took those infamous photos of Thomas Markle. Prior to the wedding.
Meghan Markle's photographer friend. So, WHO tipped him off? How could he have known the FBI were about to arrest Thomas unless he was told?
The FBI then handcuff him as if he's capable of taking a swing or possibly doing a runner.
Oh, the optics! It is ALWAYS about the optics.
Then he is fairly quickly released and given bail on his own recognisance. Oh kay then!
A supposed paedophile and SA offender? I do not think so.
There is no way the FBI were able to carefully go through what was alleged to be a staggering amount of videos and photographic evidence contained on several devices.
It's almost as if this case needed to be done with. STAT. It was all so quickly sorted it is farcical and insulting!
Then, Tom Jnr receives an apology from the cops in the Philippines. Puh-lease.
Those boxes were in his girlfriend's flat. He waited 105 days before deciding to go to THE SUN? The tabloid Meghan thanked?
Tom Jnr made a livestream and he talked about the 'big falling out he had with his dad'
He was moaning like a jealous, petty, little boy. Dad paid no attention to him. He was a virtual punching bag. Waaggh!
That livestream was TEN DAYS after he allegedly found a stack of evidence in the boxes, in the Philippines.
Then his YouTube channel mysteriously disappeared, BUT returned the same day missing a lot of content and cleaned up big time.
I bet that livestream from July 29 is no longer there. Not available. Deleted. Gone!
There is something very disturbing and sinister happening here. That is my opinion to which I am entitled.
Why is Meghan so silent? Meghan is never silent when she should be. Meghan doesn't take advice from anyone! She is silent by choice.
#MeghanMarkleExposed
Princess Devastellar Duchess of SUSS🍪🇦🇺🇬🇧 retweeted
COMMENTARY: Has anyone noticed of late that the UK press and most global press, are deliberately not printing Meghan Markle’s title as Duchess or Duchess of Sussex? But instead, is using the name Meghan Markle?
The reality is, she is trying desperately to force an untouchable, elite royal image on the public while living in both California and the UK as a private citizen. But, she is still working tirelessly to ensure she never loses the elite ‘royal branding’, or what’s left of it, that was ‘once held’ by her royal status.
The media’s refusal, of which is fearlessly devoted to the Monarchy, to use her title is a deliberate, highly calculated shift as a ‘silent editorial protest’. By refusing to print the title, the press is actively denying her the royal validation she desperately relies on to market her commercial ventures. Stripping the title in print acts as a psychological demotion, reminding the world that she is operating as an American celebrity, not a British royal. Also, because they are fiercely dedicated to the monarchy!
She spent years burning bridges, and now she is reaping what she sowed. The fake "Duchess" aura has evaporated, leaving her with millions in unsold inventory, a brand that is circling the drain, and an elite society that has permanently slammed its doors in her face!
We should all do the same!