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peep how they ain’t deny proship spaces are a grooming ring 👀
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queer people, people of color, and people of the global south aren’t being imprisoned for existing peacefully, but you as an enjoyer of porn are?
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>2027
>wake up and go to bathroom
>Iran has hacked the smart toilet servers, cant flush
>wander to kitchen
>A North Korean cyberattack has taken my smart coffee machine offline
>”ok I’ll just boil water on the stove”
>smart sink bricked by Russian DDoS
>smart stove offline because I forgot to pay my stove subscription again
>fml
>”maybe a movie will distract me”
>try to turn on smart TV
>I’ve been banned from my smart remote bc it overheard me criticizing Israel
>mfw
Supermarket freezers in Belgium and Sweden hit by cyber-attack bbc.in/4zilPiF
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This is the hardest I laughed in a minute
Replying to @shonenlogy
how naruto and his shadow clones gonna be when they find out luffy’s water weakness
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mfs dressing up as one piece for halloween but forgetting the Monkey D. Odorant 😭
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Sarah J Maas getting whacked for being a hack is nice but don’t forget she’s also a Zionist & used Breonna Taylor’s murder as a marketing opportunity. So not only is she a hack she’s a piece of fucking shit too.
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with the Kojima name meme going around I think all of you who haven’t played the msx games should be aware of my favourite character name in all of metal gear; Jungle Evil
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ohhhh this discourse is happening bc y'all are stupid. i understand now
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Ichirukis are insufferable.
Hmm...let's see,
-Posts IR arts without permission and on top of that to insult them ✅
-Comments under IR arts (not even romantic art) just to be rude ✅
-Traces/Copy IR art ✅
-Gets comfortable calling IR naz*s/z*os (no correlation) over fic ship✅
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so pulling books about black history from schools isn’t censorship, but a website moderating content that sexualizes child abuse is …?
your “activism” begins and ends with your dick
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I dunno what possessed me to take this picture of the security screen at Taco Bell, but I'm still laughing at how ridiculous this looks
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It's 2029. The dust has finally settled on the great Shutdown War of 2026. Writers and readers stick to their spaces and do not interact except at the AO3 neutral drop-off site.
I head to an illegal underground writer bar. I knock on the door, they ask me to write a mini-fic about a ship they choose at random to prove I'm down. I get suspcious bc they don't even specify what fandom. I hear someone having a job inside and know it's a sting.
I dive out of the way just in time: Google Drive and his corporate friends burst through the door. They have writers in custody who are crying things like, "fan artists take commissions, too!" "the shutdown changed things!" and "who sent you?"
A woman with purple orbs looks at me ominously as they load her into the corporate-police-legal-intellectual-property van.
"Think twice before you write for them," she says. I'm addicted to kudos so I will not heed her advice but I nod anyway.
I look for news at the drop-off site. The air feels weird. I'm getting stared at. I notice that there's only readers around for some reason. I realize too late that I'm wearing my AO3-logo "Bitches That Write" custom sweater I got off Etsy before the war which signals that I'm a writer.
Readers begin to circle me. I hold out my hands and tell them that some of my friends are readers. I tell them I read sometimes even though it's illegal for writers to do that (we lost the right to read in the war). I tear up and say that I don't even care about kudos, I write for me, I'm an ally.
They snatch my laptop out of my hands and go to Microsoft Word. They find nothing bc I'm tech illiterate and only use Notes. They go on AO3 and push 'Download' -- immediately I fall to the ground. The potential kudos I would have gotten leave my addicted body. I curl on the ground in pain and need.
Someone throws my laptop at me. Someone spits on the ground and chuckles as they say,
"When you go back, tell your writer friends: copyright infringement."
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Because visual novels got me back into reading, I use the Tsukihime font to trick myself into reading normal books








































