@speedgump

they/them, 23, bi, louisiana native 🫆@speedgumpOG ⚓️@stinkgump

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Joined March 2024
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2025 10x10 and top 9 bc i never posted it lol
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>be me >pull door handle >it shatters
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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when youre tryna agree on a place to eat & your friend says “that place is a shithole” but u eat ass so youre lowkey interested
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what if instead of breaking bad it was called big huge fucking balls and penis 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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maya@mayaviatwitta17h
happy maya monday
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Babyyy stoppp youre gonna make my butt hard 🤭🤭🤭🤭
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Just ate some chips ama
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wonderful whether we’re having
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i just had shit pour out of me at such a speed that the toilet water splashed out of the bowl and hit my lower calf
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Who up fucking they pussy
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Fucking the dick man for dick
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speedgump sunday or something
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i got expelled for being barlo ??
R74n, making Sandboxels⏳ #gamedev@R74nComOct 24
i just got accepted into khan academy
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man he wiggles when he walks and he wanted it to stop because his superficial smile it got everybody up
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hispanic guy from socal when you say something obvious: no shit sherlock, homes
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♱ marzipan ♱@brba_bcs_Oct 24
Canon Slippin’ Jimmy
Dani | BrBa watch@diflemsonOct 24
finally reading Bob’s book excuse me hello what
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Mark@AgingRanchHandOct 25
This is how Billy describes Elizabeth Holmes the first time he met her as his reason for not recognizing her
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sorry i’m late, i got distracted protesting food insecurity in brazil
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for an autistic mexican whose special interest is trains, every day is dia de los metros
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