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Carpe the Diem. Seize The Carp.

Podunk, Ks
Joined November 2009
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Oh just one more thing, Belgium.
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The absolute best part of this entire thread is that there are almost zero women replying to this. And there are a LOT of replies…
The main purpose of the WSOP ladies’ event isn’t so “women have a chance to win” or other BS. We win money in regular tournaments just fine. Nor is it about finding “the best woman” either. The whole point of ladies events is to provide a rare opportunity to play poker through a feminine lens, which seemingly a lot of women value (especially amateur players). And the few times I played it, it def provided a social vibe normal tournaments could never. So someone like Aubrey, who pretty clearly has very feminine energy, complements that vibe well.
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The amount of people in the comments here that didn’t get the sarcasm has me alarmed.
I'd Like to See Ol Grahmmy Plat Wriggle His Way Out of THIS Jam
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Jalen Brunson is neo in the matrix right now.
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Male beta cucks are Trump’s bread and butter.
YouGov poll | 5/5-5/6 Who do you think would win in a physical fight between you and Donald Trump? Me 55% Donald Trump 19% —— (Party and gender | net) 🟦Democratic men: +82 Me 🟦Democratic women: +64 Me ⬜️Independent men: +63 Me ⬜️Independent women: +29 Me 🟥Republican men: +21 Me 🟥Republican women: +36 Donald Trump
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No selling a Razor's edge through a table? These American football fans are killing the business.
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Country singer Charley Crockett comes to Beyoncé's defense after continued attacks from the "country" community "Hey country folks. Beyoncé ain't the source of your discontent. It was 25 years of bro country. #1 country artist on earth listens to nothing but rap. Openly says he doesn't really know any country music. Gotta respect his honesty. The machine points to a Black woman who's making a statement about marginalized people being removed from the conversation altogether, and somehow we all act like the entire pop industry didn't just ambush roots music. These “country boys” been *singing* over trap beats for years. So what’s different now? Authenticity. Many of those business folks called me early on. They had whole albums pre written and recorded ready to just plug me in. I have receipts. It’s harder than ever to keep the public’s attention. They said and I quote “we wanna get into country music where you have audience loyalty.” Hot today, forgot tomorrow. I don’t need to put down a Black woman to advance my music. That’s just embarrassing to the idea of America and I got no respect for it. Somebody asked me why I listen to BigXthaPlug the other day. Easy. He’s genuine. A true story teller. The best hip hop sound to come out of Texas in this century. The challenges country music faces aren’t unique. It’s an issue in every *genre*. I don’t have a problem with Americana. I have a problem with being compartmentalized by the music business. Outlaw as a *sub genre* of country was artists standing up for their rights against a rigid system. Ain’t no reason to imitate [Waylon] and [Willie] if you ain’t about the fight. Texas forever”.
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This is what the two party system feels like.
Who is better? Ultimate Warrior or Goldberg?
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“I hear you like em young”
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Hey @NickSchulman - was just watching the PGT final table highlights and saw the KU hat. Fan or just like the hat? Kansas boy here
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I can’t believe they talked all of us into watching a douchebag beat up a senior citizen.
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This mfer is crazy… “they’re eating the dogs and cats”!? 😂😂😂
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This is a classic case of stating two facts that seem to have correlation but actually have nothing to do with each other. Clever wording to create outrage.
Janet Yellen, 2022, about the IRS's $80 billion hiring spree: "Contrary to the misinformation from opponents ... small business or households earning $400,000 per year or less will not see an increase in the chances that they are audited." Treasury Inspector General, 2024, as distilled by the WSJ: "As of last summer, 63% of new audits targeted taxpayers with income of less than $200,000." We. Told. You. So. reason.com/2024/04/05/promis…
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This is iconic.
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Why does Jimmy butler get so many phantom calls? There was actually zero contact on that play. Jesus Christ
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A Florida state representative reads “Anita Dick” and “Holden Hiscock” into the record
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Mahomes is such a baller.
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How did these receivers all get on the same team? Unreal how talented the bengals receivers are.
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Mahomes is basically a super hero. Possibly my favorite athlete of all time.
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