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former baby. deleted at 1 mil. @artofteener

Joined April 2011
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bi son or thought otter?
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feel like I just witnessed the birth of a meme
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the timeline has never been this funny
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Mamdani is like your first legitimately nice boyfriend, and made the rest of your friend group say “maybe I don’t have to date losers anymore either”.
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I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!
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I guarantee you over half of those wooks trying to cancel griz aren’t even registered to vote. Make it make sense
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me as a detective: ok wait omg
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Woman I met one time at a bingo hall in rural Connecticut just shared this on Facebook
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We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee cast version)
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“suicide is selfish” and so is reproducing but none of you are ready for that conversation
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19 years ago today, amy winehouse released ‘valerie’
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Lowkey me
A Texas sheriff’s deputy has been fired after photos of her posing with inmates and making inappropriate gestures inside the jail surfaced on social media
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This is what you bitches sound like on ketamine at the afters
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl
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same dudes who wanted u to believe they would fight misogynists last week are now spreading their ass for shane gillis
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Update on the Cornell 7 r*pists: Reports say Winston Lee fled to South Korea; Matthew Ingalls fled to Dubai; and another hired Harvey Weinstein/Diddy's lawyer, Teny Geragos... Idk about you, but I don't think innocent men move like this.
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Replying to @bassnectar
we will not be listening
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I like to think that I am somewhat of a legendary whore
The term “common whore” implies that there also exist uncommon, rare, and legendary whores
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If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
Shattered Ed Sheeran claims family ‘abandoned’ him as Macklemore controversy rages on trib.al/bVqK5m9
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Cant wait to see what fabricated controversial discourse comes from the lost lands collective comedown
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