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Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard bit.ly/2DhIMJa
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Exciting news: I’ll be teaching as an adjunct at two universities in three separate departments for another academic year (contingent on six-month contracts). It’s truly a dream come true.
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top fears in lab 1. unbalanced ultracentrifuge 2. ultracentrifuge during earth quake 3. unbalanced centrifuge 4. centrifuge during earthquake 5. coworker running unbalanced ultracentrifuge 6. coworker running unbalanced centrifuge 7. ultracentrifuge decides it’s my time
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microplastics in brain bad. neuroplasticity good. make it make sense
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but would your thesis defend YOU?
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She will. She will if I sing good.
white-throated sparrow been singing in my backyard for nearly 24 hr straight. she not gonna fuck u lil bro 😂
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animals are so crazy because why is your mom only one year older than you?
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Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.
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I just know bugs rent these out for weddings
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Oddly enough this is basically how life started
Attention everyone I have successfully crafted a closed ring of oil in my ramen broth. This marvelous shape prevents surface tension from drawing the blob into a disc as usual. After ten minutes of observation, it has proven stable. The entire paradigm has been overturned tonight
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Ladies if you go to his apartment and his fridge is full of sequencing primers for his plasmid collection you DO NOT date him you deserve a man who does whole plasmid sequencing
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wait you guys are picking one or the other??
every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a microsoft excel sheet
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We recorded a cover of Ed Sheeran's "The A Team". We rewrote this melancholy ballad, originally about homelessness and substance abuse, to reflect the experience of doing a PhD, and somehow made it even more depressing: youtube.com/watch?v=nQ7WNtyn…
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this is the spot where i met the funniest people in my life
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hm… i don’t really know about this guy
Telescopefish, a rare deep-sea creature known for its eyes adapted for spotting bioluminescence
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Me doing my work mandated compliance training
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this is one of my favorite pictures
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I am once again pitching my romantic comedy: - two academics start dating - discover they are each other's terrible reviewer - hijinks ensue Working title: Love is Double-Blind
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