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Joined January 2022
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Subway’s mistake was not leaning into the Fogle thing - “where pedophiles eat,” etc. - total missed opportunity
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I’m replaying twilight princess for the first time in over a decade rn, and it’s making me remember how important these games were to me as a kid If i had played that OOT remake as a kid, I would not have felt nearly as seen and understood by it Pls don’t remake majoras mask 🥲
Replying to @HeavyLobster43
I partially agree What really resonated with me when I first played it as a kid was how isolated and alone you feel during the adult portion of the game. Link grows up too fast and misses out on a real childhood, and that feels like the core theme of the game to me
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At this rate w the way remakes are going, they’re gonna do some bullshit like make kafei turn into an adult at the end of his quest, add dialogue to make Majora a “misunderstood villain”, have Mikau the Zora survive, make the deku mask look cheerful and happy, etc
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您好,查询到没有人爱您,活着也是受罪,请明天早上8:00到派出所接受枪毙,谢谢配合!
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When they remake a game that was supposed to be cryptic and/or difficult and turn it into “aesthetic slop” that still looks worse and less deliberate
I hate the prevailing mindset that games are supposed to be “relaxing” I see it everywhere now, it makes no sense, like if i want to relax ill put on some music, maybe play like minecraft or something. Not e.g. an action-adventure game with puzzles 😭
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I hate the prevailing mindset that games are supposed to be “relaxing” I see it everywhere now, it makes no sense, like if i want to relax ill put on some music, maybe play like minecraft or something. Not e.g. an action-adventure game with puzzles 😭
Anytime you criticize a game for being too easy for you you'll always have defenders saying "Well uh actually I don't come to this series for a challenge." or "i only have 2 minutes a day to play so this is perfect for me" and like cool but what are you adding to the conversation
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When i played smt: nocturne i was feeling the opposite of relaxed, and it was awesome. Or take bloodborne as an example, it felt almost like it was trying to be high art at times, instead of being a game to play when you get off a tough shift at work and want to turn ur brain off
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It’s fine to have games meant for that kind of thing, but i wish they would stop remaking my favourite games and turning them into that. I love p3fes and how unforgiving it is. It adds to the atmosphere. P3R is a coworker game.
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"is there such thing as too tender" and shows geniune fucking meat water nigga what the fuck
Is there such a thing as TOO tender?
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Happy Jome day
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Drunk as fuck Just arranged a date with a girl set for May 21 2027 🧫
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Blend Greg Abbott to soup #blendgregabbotttosoup
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Me: Trump, you've been a bad kitty~ *turns vibrator to max* Trump:
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My Steam library too tuff 💯💯😮‍💨
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I like when he spanks Yoshi's slut ass twice on the floor
Few will appreciate how optimal this was
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The whole plot of Gurren Lagann can be summarized by listening to Within You Without You by The Beatles (5m04s)
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It’s as if they subbed him out sometime in the 2nd after the oilers took a dominant lead, wtf happened 💔
Replying to @dogfromAB
No shitty country or classic rock songs weve heard a billion times, it’s such a blessing hearing decent music almost every stop in play
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