Investigator, dork, master of disorganized disorder. “Cantankerous Twat.” I run a tight shipwreck. Mostly Benevolent. Contextually horrifying. #NAFO

Joined February 2011
Little baby Fabio crossed the rainbow bridge this morning. We still cannot believe that this sweet, loving, vivacious baby is not with us any more. This is a whole new level of heartbreak. 💔
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
This is an accurate post. Mississippi 2023. Michael Jenkins & Eddie Parker sued for $400m, an acceptable amt when weighing the atrocities unleashed on them by 6 “Goon Squad” mmbrs operating under color of law. 1/3 npr.org/2024/03/20/123967388…
A deputy put the barrel of his gun into a man's mouth and pulled the trigger. It clicked. So he racked the slide and pulled it again. Michael Jenkins lived. This was JANUARY 2023. Braxton, Mississippi. 24 January 2023. A white neighbour telephoned the police to report that two Black men were at a house with a white woman. The homeowner, Kristi Walley, was a childhood friend of one of them. She was in hospital at the time. Six officers came. Five were Rankin County sheriff's deputies. The sixth was an off-duty officer from another force. They broke the front door down. They had no warrant. They called themselves the Goon Squad. Over roughly ninety minutes they handcuffed Michael Jenkins and Eddie Parker, beat them, used tasers on them repeatedly, poured liquids over them, sexually assaulted Parker with an object, and threatened them with rape. They used racial slurs throughout and told the men to go back to Jackson — to their side of the river. Then Hunter Elward put his service weapon in Michael Jenkins's mouth for what the officers later described as a mock execution. The first pull clicked. He racked the slide and pulled again. The round tore through Jenkins's tongue and shattered his jaw. He survived. Read the date again. The twenty-fourth of January, two thousand and twenty-three. Not 1963. Not Mississippi in the era your grandmother remembers. Three years ago, in a house, by men in uniform, who had a name for themselves. What they did next is at nine this morning, and it is arguably worse.
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I thought you needed to be over 12 to have a Twitter account?
Candice Swanepoel is only 38 years old. Tom Brady is 49 years old. An 11-year age gap between Brady and the Victoria’s Secret supermodel. 😳😳😳
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
😭 Kitty heaven got a great one today 💔 Rest now Dottie 🌈🌉
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
Not buying the hand-wringing about the Lindsey Graham thing because "he isn't here to defend himself" People who seek positions of enormous power and influence are not entitled to the sanitized legacy they'd give you. They should be remembered for who they really were.
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
Anyone who doesn’t like this policy can choose a different restaurant. Choices are a good thing.
Gia Guidice defends new restaurant Il Vero’s no-kids policy as fans slam ‘ridiculous’ rule trib.al/R2cWTyf
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
Yea. I've always heard them called chamber flags
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
As a Gun Person and Not A Racist I feel honor-bound to point out that the “gun bros” are very correct. You should never in any circumstances have your finger on the trigger of a weapon you are not prepared to fire—loaded or not, no matter what safety systems are in place. Ever.
Weird how all the gun bros going mental about this photo are such firearms experts but they don’t know what a safety inhibitor is. This weapon was physically incapable of firing. But again, they know this. What they’re really angry about is a woman in a hijab holding a gun.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
A safety device does not negate other firearm safety rules. Each rule and safety device is merely one failsafe in the safe use of a firearm. gunsafetyrules.nra.org
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
Some truth here. Every CIA case officer would agree (seriously). I used to take taxis in the middle east sometimes for hours at a time and using different drivers to practice my (very mediocre) language skills, maybe during a SDR or too 😏, and to get an unscientific but quite valuable idea of some street sentiment. Was always worried I was missing what was happening by being isolated in diplomatic quarter crowd. Hit the streets, and taxi drivers were helpful. So yes, ask your driver what’s up in their country!
If you want to know what life is really like somewhere, talk to a taxi driver. Mine to Malaga airport has lived in Marbella 20 years, drives an uber part time and works as a bouncer at one of the top clubs by night. In one ride I got housing, prices, schools, jobs, and stories I definitely can't post here.
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
This-Should-Be-Obvious-To-A-Third-Grader-Tip: You're allowed to destroy your own property.
At some point he needs to be arrested for malicious damage to property. He is destroying the image of these brands, but the brand owners are not realizing this yet.
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
Plenty of talk about them in law, where attorneys (and even judges) getting in trouble on a weekly basis for hallucinations.
nobody talks about AI hallucinating anymore. why?
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
Hey, MAGA, does this feel good to you? If you guys wanted to be pay pigs, you could have hired someone for that service without dragging the rest of us along.
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
I concur. 🎃🇺🇸
This Halloween America should dress up as a democracy.
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
THIS. Crackheads beg for money less than these people.
Replying to @LondonRiverSFW
November 3rd, the day these assholes politicians stop texting my phone!!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
And yet you refuse to remove cameras when cities cancel their contracts so you can continue surveiling communities against their express wishes. If you learned anything, it certainly isn't what you ought to have learned. You and @flocksafety are malignant to the core.
I've learned a lot in nine years of building @Flock_Safety. Some of it from our customers, and some of it from the communities they serve. Today we’re announcing the changes that came from listening. A new standard for privacy, security, and accountability in public safety technology. We're also asking state legislators to go further. Mandate real auditing on every law enforcement data system. Raise the penalties for misuse. And if your state wants help building it, we'll do it for free. flocksafety.com/blog/flock-g…
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
I have 30,000 pictures of my cats zero of people!
My camera roll is 99% cat. The remaining 1% is accidental screenshots.🐈
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
Reminder, women used to dominate computing, they left the profession due to the increasing number of douchebags like this guy...
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Cath 🧛🏻‍♀️ retweeted
Claiming that the United States is a Christian nation is an insult to every non-Christian citizen. It’s also an insult to every Christian around the world who recognizes that the American way and the way of Jesus have very little in common.
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