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Entrepreneur

Washington, DC
Joined March 2009
Shining in Maize and Blue until 2AM in honor of @UMichFootball’s @CFBPlayoff National Championship
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“Michael Jordan played 15 years, won 6 championships. The other 9 years were a failure?" Giannis on the Bucks 2022-2023 season teapaw.org/NBATV/status/165145930…
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The irony of following Twitter's chaos on Twitter
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Happy 21st birthday iPod!!! You’re now legal drinking age! I’ll toast to that… 🍻😂
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16th training camp today, im old as shit in nba years. Wishing a fun and healthy season for the whole nba today, thanks to all the supporters out there, it’s much appreciated! Let’s get it
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Everyone dunking on a16z but I thought WeCrashed was really good and it seems reasonable that it would cost $350M to produce the sequel
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The funniest transfer of wealth in modern times is the SoftBank Vision fund which took $100 billion in Saudi oil money and gave it to founders who were “reimagining salad delivery” and building coupon apps for dogs that required $2B in funding.
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Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.
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Any response from an investor that isn't yes is no.
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TL;DR Jared Kushner's new Affinity Partners pitchdeck is as bland and awful as you'd expect & he's already raised $2B. 1/5 stars, do not recommend
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The Oscar for Actor in a Supporting Role goes to Troy Kotsur for his spectacular performance in 'CODA.' Congratulations! #Oscars @troykotsur
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In the end, Kevin Durant, James Harden and Kyrie Irving played a total of just 16 games together. Crazy.
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Airbnb Hosts have earned $150 billion since we started. It began when my roommate Joe and I couldn't pay our rent. We inflated 3 air mattresses and created an Airbed & Breakfast. Sometimes when you solve your own problem, you're onto something bigger...
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Nothing else I've done is as calming as scuba diving.
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Give me the confidence of a fully employed searcher trying to buy a business on the side.
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New record 81 container ships at anchor off Long Beach today. @ericgarcetti you can fix this so easily, just follow the mayor of Long Beach's lead to temporarily allow container stacking up to 4 high in truck yards. $40B worth of merchandise is going to miss Xmas if you don't.
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Today’s gameboard is in honor of #ConstitutionDay.
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Maria Taylor deserves every job she is given because of her ABILITY. Period. Keep shining!!! @MariaTaylor
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From 2004-2006, I would have made a bag 💰 on NIL endorsements. Sadly- I would have blown it all on Natty Light and Lacoste polos (with the collars popped, of course).
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Brought the Wanamaker to Amy’s birthday celebration. The wine had an extra ingredient this time - just a dash of VICTORY 😋 Tastes so good! 😊
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