CEO & co-founder of childcare & education marketplace @Winnie. Trust the process.

United States
Joined February 2009
The most rhetorical question to ever exist
Who's the best podcaster of 2026? Nominate + vote now on the Cosign Awards: cosign.co/awards
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I'm old, but I'm not "my website runs on PHP" old
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The Eagles are just like fuck it let’s have a cartoon cat play now
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The Sixers have saved my mental health and likely the mental health of the entire city of Philadelphia…
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My strongest vibes not evidence belief is that anything that helps women in the workplace will eventually be declared "cancer" and "miserable" by men in power.
My strongest “vibes not evidence” belief is that remote work is a cancer that’s making (most) people miserable even though it seems better in the short term.
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Excited to announce @Mercury crossing $1bn/yr in revenue and 450k customers. Just getting started!
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WTF?!
Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London. Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars. (per @TomPelissero)
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Tom Pelissero, the source cited, later clarified after speaking to Jalen Hurts' agent that Hurts was able to sleep after hospital evaluation and felt rested to play. x.com/TomPelissero/s… cbssports.com/nfl/news/jalen… sportingnews.com/us/nfl/philade…
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Stop shipping players to foreign countries
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Sometimes I wonder if Cooper DeJean could play quarterback. Like I know the position he plays is totally different, but I just want to try why not??
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When it hits 90 degrees in October in the Bay Area
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Normalize getting home super late from a Stanford soccer game to wake up super early for your daughter’s soccer game
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My son: “Are you short for 41?” Me: “Yeah…” Him: “What if you were 40? Would you still be short for your age?”
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I took a job like this over a decade ago. Pay wasn’t great but I wanted the “significant responsibility” and at the time felt young and high energy enough to maintain the around the clock availability. I actually committed to 18 years then extended another 5. The experience has been invaluable. I would recommend it.
I'm hiring my next Chief of Staff. You won’t know every field I work in. What matters is how quickly you learn, the questions you ask, and whether you can think from first principles. You’ll help evaluate opportunities and work with founders building consequential companies. Technical background preferred. Three-year commitment. Menlo Park, in person. Apply: jobs.ashbyhq.com/khoslaventu…
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This is absolutely entirely my fault for laughing at a video circulated online before the season started making fun of the 49ers for their injuries.
Breaking: #Eagles QB Jalen Hurts is out for Sunday due to a superficial blood clot. Full statement from the #Eagles on QB Jalen Hurts:   “On Thursday, October 8th, Jalen visited the training room after practice requesting treatment for his calf. He informed the medical staff he had been cleated during the Rams game on October 4th. This was his first treatment session for the calf injury following the game, after having practiced in full both Wednesday and Thursday. On Friday, Jalen received treatment, practiced in full, and was added to the practice report.   “Out of an abundance of caution, an ultrasound was performed on Saturday following the team’s flight to London and walkthrough. The ultrasound revealed a superficial blood clot. Our medical staff and doctors in London reviewed the results and concluded that activity and mobility were important and that Jalen could safely play. Doctors recommended a follow-up ultrasound within 72 hours of the game and the return flight to Philadelphia.    “Jalen played without limitation in the game Sunday, received treatment on Monday and Tuesday, and practiced in full on Wednesday, as reflected in the practice report. Throughout our time in London and this week, we have remained in communication with the league office regarding the matter.     "On Wednesday night, a follow-up ultrasound revealed movement in the small blood clot. Jalen will be out for Sunday’s game vs. the Panthers as we determine the appropriate course of treatment. His health and safety are our highest priority.”
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This segue deserves a Pulitzer
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Ok this changes everything. Shop owner wins by default now. I’m a Kelly Clarkson fan but we are talking about THE BEST BOOK OF ALL TIME here.
I’m still processing that the shop owner at the center of the Kelly Clarkson controversy wrote dragons love tacos
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Let's just declare the Kelly Clarkson and Art of Play feud a draw and move on
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Beware of the latest X scam. I keep getting these fake reporters in my DMs.
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Everyone is commenting on Lena Dunham but can we instead talk about how hot Allison Williams got?! Like holy shit don’t gatekeep girl!!
Guess who’s back, back again… #GIRLS, created by and starring Lena Dunham, will return to HBO Max for five new episodes.
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Can we talk about this shirt? What is going on here???
Katie Zacharia makes Karoline Leavitt seem like Winston Churchill
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