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RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK MAPLE SYRUP
FUCK BIEBER
FUCK THE BLUE JAYS
FUCK DRAKE
FUCK THE MAPLE LEAF
FUCK THE BILLS
FUCK THE RAPTORS
FUCK THE NORTH
FUCK YALL ACCENT
STARS AND STRIPES FUCK NIGGAS
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Dave retweeted
If Connor Hellebuyck ever has to buy a beer in this country again, we have failed as a people
Dave retweeted
For every American that wants to struggle to fall asleep tonight
This will get your piss hot
Dave retweeted
The world would be a better place if more teams just fully committed to the bowl game bits.
Well done, Duke & Arizona State.
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HOUSTON!!! We conquered space! Everyone who rode is no different than Neil Armstrong or Buzz Aldrin!
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Pick 6 in the Super Bowl, Mac McClung three-peats and we just took hockey from Canada.
Generational run for the whites.
Dave retweeted
Oh look at me I’m Joe Burrow. I make a quarter billion dollars. I’m a top 2 quarterback in the NFL. I’m attractive to every woman on Earth. I own a fucking Batmobile. I have a lesbian swimsuit model as my housesitter. Fuck you man.






















