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@dykejester

half-human creature thing. evil lesbian bartender. cat whisperer. cartoons/zelda/movies/other things. devoted wifeguy to @_phunkeeπŸƒπŸŽ¬

 27YO THEY/IT
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Joined January 2021
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don't talk to me unless i've had my wife pill πŸ›‘πŸ€š
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stinky snack plate cleared
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if it's funny enough, during
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how long after sex is it acceptable to write a tweet
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godzilla weekend approaches...
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anybody else get really scared when u think about the fact u actually have to die someday or is that just me haha
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sea salt cracker, garden veggie cream cheese, pepper and artichoke bruschetta, pickled red onion
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after i finish sucking dick i crush it against my forehead like a beer can
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My painting SEA COTTAGE
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When does my big boy weiner come in
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who up getting they Bug eaten
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i've cried three times this morning because i miss my wife
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J. M. Barrie's My Lady Nicotine (1896) β€” A genre-defying work by the creator of Peter Pan about the pleasures of smoking: publicdomainreview.org/colle…
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person who just can't help themselves from doing gay stuff in baldurs gate 3
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Yumin@chudfernNov 6
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u lost me with virginia at #1 but u got me back with jersey at #5
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A map of the best states to live in. How does your state rank?
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co@8reoreoreoNov 4
にゃー！
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when i get to spend more than three days in a row with my wife and i trick myself into thinking life can be that way forever
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