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philly, 26, priv @_funkyabbey
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if u have diabetes and ur trying to sign up for an insurance plan u may as well kill urself theres no hope
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snoopy n cartman would be a devious duo. they would probably cause a mass casualty event together
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are you having trouble flexing your assholes to make your boner bounce. ask your doctor about chumfloppah
the tariff thing feels like when im playing a video game and i decide to use a new mechanic for the hell of it even though it doesnt help me at all and its dumb and bad
Obviously any President can have policies that go poorly etc. It’s wild that Trump’s presidency is getting nuked by tariffs and the Iran war, two completely insane things that it’s not even an exaggeration to say no one asked for and he did for no reason.
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currently at the reception for my sister’s wedding and brad is pissing me the fuck off from a distance
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parents have a ring camera and it announces across every alexa they have planted in the house when somebody comes in or out of the house. im about to explode
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theres a great cost to being to being an epic gun chungus and its being ignored by the VA after killing some innocent people in a foreign country
The "Call of Duty" movie based on "Modern Warfare" will not feel like a superhero film because the story is about "the cost of war and having to be a warrior."
“If you really look at the missions and the storylines and the characters like Captain Price, Soap, Ghost and Alex, these are complicated humans. These are not, and no disrespect, cartoon characters or comic books," says director Peter Berg. "These are very nuanced storylines; there’s a real soul to the ‘Modern Warfare’ universe. Yes, there’s violence and hardware and equipment and killing. But underneath it, I think the game, and the creators of the game, are really looking at the cost of war, the cost of having to be a warrior who’s, for whatever reason, chosen to put himself between real danger and the rest of us, and the burden that these guys carry.”
variety.com/2026/film/news/c…
ah shit why didnt i think of having my opponent keep their arms to their sides while i poke em in the eyes
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had to do lunch rush by myself and as soon as it ended i got pulled aside cuz i was on a shift where we failed a secret shopper like a month ago lol
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