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philly, 26, priv @_funkyabbey
Joined April 2015
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懐し那須時代🐱🐱
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If Netflix can have podcasts I think Iran can have nukes. It’s only fair.
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no nut November is way easier than stop shitting September I'll tell u what
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marbles, molly, spike, snoopy, andy, olaf, belle and rover
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noah: two of every animal? what do i look like, a zookeeper? god:
all jokes aside a lot of people need to die
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One of my favorite books is a compendium of those last 3 years. I would disagree that theyre depressing on their own but when you look at certain strips like these which are the final interactions between certain characters, its hard not to feel a sense of finality
The last 3 years of the Peanuts comic before Charles Schulz died is the most depressing piece of literature ever crafted. A harrowing look at incoming mortality. A gradual darkness around the corners of your eyes swallowing more n more of the light. Atrophy calls. Finality rings.
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ムスタくん🐾 おはようございまスナ😸ฅ 📷:2026.10 #スナネコ #ムスタ #砂漠の天使 #埼玉県こども動物自然公園 #ecoハウチュー #sandcat #SCZ
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The last 3 years of the Peanuts comic before Charles Schulz died is the most depressing piece of literature ever crafted. A harrowing look at incoming mortality. A gradual darkness around the corners of your eyes swallowing more n more of the light. Atrophy calls. Finality rings.
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nathan: so... do you know the muffin man? elizabeth: i'm not sure if i am familiar with him. who is that billy (stepping in the way of cameras): we should take a break guy from philly you just held the door open for: appreciate you
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I found a wooper plush I made when I was a kid
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It gets more damning when you find out about the reason why he’s in the dessert to begin with
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Damn
The last 3 years of the Peanuts comic before Charles Schulz died is the most depressing piece of literature ever crafted. A harrowing look at incoming mortality. A gradual darkness around the corners of your eyes swallowing more n more of the light. Atrophy calls. Finality rings.
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おみとおし
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ヤシュくん🐾 釘付けでスナ😸ฅ 📷:2026.10 #スナネコ #ヤシュ #那須どうぶつ王国 #保全の森 #sandcat #nasuanimalkingdom
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アミーラちゃんちょっとふっくらしてきた? #アミーラ #スナネコ #埼玉県こども動物自然公園
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like 80% of gamers are adult children who hate art and are fundamentally incurious, stupid, easily deceived marks whose only desire is escapism and whose only purpose is to be sold to. genuine livestock who cant think for themselves and resent those who can
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Head empty wooper line PFPs #pokemon #pokemonart #pfps
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woodstock image of the day
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