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Ex IT Planner / Programmer. Gardener, Carpenter, Plumber, Mechanic, Electrician, Tennis + Badminton player, Dad, granddad, parkrunner │Retweet / like≠endorse│

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Joined March 2008
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I just messaged Sandro Tonali, Hi Sandro, I bet you have a few regrets about today? He replied, What do you mean James? I replied, Well, you left a great club in Newcastle to join relegation battlers Tottenham. He replied, I’m more optimistic than that James. I replied, You just lost to Newcastle and your new club can’t even score a goal. He replied, Ok James, not now. I replied, Spurs have finished 17th two years in a row and it looks like it will be same again this season. What are you doing?! He replied, James, I said NOT NOW.
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Our annual holiday giveaway is back and it's time to Tech the Halls with a Crucial Christmas Giveaway: Creatives Edition. How to enter week 1: Comment telling us what prize you're most excited for & enter here 👉crucial.gg/CCCgvwy24 Giveaway partners @bhphoto & @mylioapp
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Been giving away books this morning. Lots more still to give away. All you got to do is repost this and we will select more people to get one. You can also buy one with this link if you want... linktr.ee/1percentclubbook #the1percentclub #quizbook #Giveaway
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Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞 👉youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ
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Charles Dytham retweeted
Disastrous Resumption of Damaging Abstraction in the Upper @RiverChess Abstraction reductions in 2020 have now been reversed by the @EnvAgency, having secretly negotiated a costly & ill-conceived resumption of abstraction with @AffinityWater.
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Nigel Farage is upset because #FarageRiots is still trending the day after the Reform Conference. To share this using that hashtag now would just be petty and cruel...
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Charles Dytham retweeted
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Michelle Mone can be expelled from the House of Lords by a simple majority vote in the Commons, and then in the House of Lords. Like if she needs to go. RT if she has to go.
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Charles Dytham retweeted
Jordan Pickford's water bottle: "Akanji: Dive Left"🧤
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Attention 'rare track' fans: Sat + Sun 13th - 14th July 2024 there will be full day Metropolitan line service Rickmansworth - Watford via the North Curve Best way to get to this area is on a Chiltern Railways #train from Marylebone #London districtdavesforum.co.uk/pos…
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What's better than our new Crucial T705 Limited edition SSD? Getting one for free😉 Leave a comment telling us if you prefer the black or white heatsink and enter here ➡️ crucial.gg/T705gvwy X is not affiliated with the giveaway. Live until 9pm PST 3/22/24. T's&C's apply.
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Competition 🏆. RT, Like & Tag a friend below, who you’d like to take with you, for a chance to win 2 x free tickets to a gig of your choice on our Greatest Hits Tour later this year! Good luck 🤞🏻🍓
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Hey @sarahdelmege - up for it? 😉 – at Chesham, South East
Competition 🏆. RT, Like & Tag a friend below, who you’d like to take with you, for a chance to win 2 x free tickets to a gig of your choice on our Greatest Hits Tour later this year! Good luck 🤞🏻🍓
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Charles Dytham retweeted
If Newcastle United score the first goal of the game against Arsenal on Saturday we’ll give one follower a Premier League shirt of their choice 👕 🤝 To enter: ▪️Follow @fun88eng 🔁 Share this post 18+ | begambleaware.org #ARSNEW | #NUFC | #AFC
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The Czech billionaire whose company takes over running the UK national lottery from Thursday is still in business with the Kremlin-owned gas company Gazprom, nearly two years after promising regulators he would sever ties with Russia. theguardian.com/business/202…
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Read that again: biggest fall since records began ? Cmon Tory voters, you have to accept this is an ultimate failure of governance. Nothing will ever justify a vote for this. Nothing. However entrenched your views are; this is not acceptable. Please follow RT if you agree.
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If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT. We won't forget.
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Michelle Mone can be expelled from the House of Lords by a simple majority vote in the Commons, and then in the House of Lords. Like if she needs to go. RT if she has to go.
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Who wants an epic upgrade? We're teaming up with @ASUS_ROGNA to give away a Gen5 T700 PCie SSD, 96GB of 6000 DDR5 Pro memory, and the all-new Z790 ASUS motherboard! Retweet and watch below to find out more! 😎
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