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just a bi 29 year old. she/her

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River Song's timeline, curated by me!✨ Simply because so many people get it wrong and that annoys me a little (a lot). Will add explanations when necessary. This only contains TV canon because I couldn't make sense of the billion Big Finish stories, even if I tried. A thread:
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“That wasn’t scripted,” he says. “It was me breaking. I was saying what I really wanted to say to Margot. I just wanted to tell her, “I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.” babylon (2022) dir. damien chazelle
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Anyone in a 12 block radius of me when this episode aired heard the sound that came out of me
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“matt smith james bond: NO” will always be funny 😭
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the smug little smile at the end oh this man couldn't wait to munch on that cookie
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i think fka twigs is more important than the beatles
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Diego Calva and Jordan Firstman at the Los Angeles Premiere of ‘CLUB KID’.
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i think one big issue with fandoms is that they genuinely do not like platonic relationships and will stone you for viewing two characters as friends as if that makes their bond less ‘deep’
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maybe we clicked because we are both fucking psychotic.
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How does he have time to be gay if he's trapped in the dark place
Indeed I just think it’s poor writing too not make him super determined to escape. How does he have time to be gay if he’s trapped in the dark place. Is he writing male escorts into existence
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reading anna kerenina for the first time and at the risk of making a ridiculously facile observation it's crazy the extent to which a nineteenth century russian novel is basically just riffing on all the same bullshit we're talking about in 2026
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One of the coolest theories I’ve come across is that Don Quixote is not actually a real knight, he’s just a crazy old guy who imagines the world to be a fantasy
One of the coolest theories I’ve come across is that Paul Atreides was never truly the Kwisatz Haderach the Bene Gesserit intended—he was a rogue variant who forced the path open too early, and the real one (or the one who could have walked the Golden Path without becoming a tyrant) was always meant to emerge much later. The idea is that his prescience locked the universe into a narrower, more violent timeline, which is why Leto II had to take the extreme measures he did to force humanity off that track. It also ties into the theory that the sandworms themselves are a kind of living archive of ancestral memory—each worm carrying fragments of the consciousness of every Fremen and every previous God Emperor who was absorbed into the spice cycle. So when someone takes the Water of Life, they’re not just accessing their own genetic memory; they’re briefly plugging into a planetary-scale consciousness that has been evolving for millennia. Makes the whole ecosystem feel even more alien and deliberate.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is literally just the plot of Dune. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(nov…
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riverdoctor is truly every trope ever
me when the age gap has one of them present for others actual birth and hold them as a baby
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Matt Smith being able to jump from whimsical and almost childish to wrathful and full of hate and anger has always made 11 my favourite
The whole of UK Twitter right now.
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My wife and I have this weird, almost sexual tension
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genuine whiplash from how good the dialogue used to be on this show
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I wish Remedy Entertainment nothing but continued success. Their games are so much more than just games. They're artistic experiences filled with imagination, creativity, and a distinct artistic vision. MORE PEOPLE SHOULD PLAY THESE GAMES
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so unfair that i’ll never get to experience this tour because i was born in the wrong generation
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“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to.
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