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The person who said "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit", was being sarcastic...

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2 tier system.
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What is the charge? A succulent Chinese meal?
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Jensen Huang after learning about the Chinese honeypot scandal
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C-shaped highways watch out
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This is really worth a listen,,,,,,, fantastic answer
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earned ❤️
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UTFR 🔴⚪️⚫️
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Earned, not robbed.
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'If Howard Webb's objective was for VAR to be used as a “safety net for those clear errors”, he has failed and should be brought to book. 'In the self-styled best league in the world how is it that embarrassing incidents such as this appear to happen with such frequency?' @JBurtTelegraph on shocking mistake in the Manchester derby ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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BREAKING: The Premier League's Key Match Incident Panel has concluded that there was one missed VAR intervention at Villa Park. They believed Arsenal should've been awarded a penalty for Ian Maatsen's challenge on Bruno Guimarães 🚨
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You just don’t get punditry like this on Sky Sports
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🚨 WATCH: Count Binface responds to Nigel Farage calling him the "establishment candidate" "That's interesting, isn't it? Because one of the candidates was a sitting MP, formerly an MEP and the architect of Brexit... if that's not the establishment, I'd like to know what is"
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What an absolute legend! Standing up to the pathetic fascists doing their best to intimidate him.
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🤩 WATCH Christiane Amanpour @amanpour dismantle @michaelgove Brexit boosterism in less than 40 seconds. Laura K: “Christiane says Brexit damaged Britain’s standing internationally.” Gove: “I profoundly disagree…. Christiane folds her arms… and immediately replies: 🔥 Fishermen 🔥 Farmers 🔥 Trade… Sunny uplands… AND Gove calling ELMS “world leading” is a total joke for British farmers. The shift from CAP to ELMs has brought complexity, uncertainty, delayed payments, and reduced income for too many businesses, all while facing rising costs and more imports. Brexit was sold as a chance to do better for British farming. The reality has been a difficult transition with mixed results at best. We need long-term, stable support that works for food production and the environment, not more spin. Back British farmers properly.
🚨 Christiane Amanpour @amanpour on Brexit Britain 🇬🇧 “For the last 10 years it’s been anything but an island of stability. Brexit unleashed a huge amount of ruction… It has diminished Britain’s standing in the world.” Confirming what allies, investors and businesses have been saying for years. Brexit damaged our economy and Britain’s reputation across the world.
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"I have accepted Keir Starmer's resignation as my chief servant and have invited Andy Burnham to lay out details for how many meals a day he'll give me"
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🚨 Absolute madness in the US right now as the Uruguay national team gets pulled to the side of the road and treated like straight-up suspects. ​They literally just landed for the World Cup and security is already ripping their luggage open on the tarmac with sniffer dogs everywhere ​Qatar and Russia hosted without this level of paranoia but the "land of the free" is handing out pure humiliation to Global South athletes before a single match is even played, the double standards are screaming.
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The funniest part about the world rallying behind Zoran Mamdani is that he’s literally just doing his job, but by doing so shows us that every other politician is just lining their pockets & leaving us to rot 😭
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I’d rather watch City turn the league into a farmers league than see Arsenal win it — the hate is so personal I might even dislike them more than Liverpool
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