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teaching Religious Studies @UTKnoxville; writing on the cultural politics of Jewish modernity and its study. Alum of @RLSTYale @UnionSeminary @BostonCollege.

Knoxville, TN
Joined June 2012
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become ungovernable
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Marco Rubio: Even as we defeated the institution of Soviet communism, we did not triumph over the spirit of Marx. That spirit of Marx, it lives.
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imagine believing you will be judged by a just god and putting out this heinous self-justifying delusion about five minutes prior to that
How Biden discusses Palestinians in his new memoir:
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Which reminds me of what Aaron David Miller told Isaac Chotiner in 2024
How Biden discusses Palestinians in his new memoir:
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gil anidjar speaks of this (but way better ofc) read.dukeupress.edu/boundary…
In this Israeli sketch, drowning Israeli tourists refuse rescue because the man holding the rope is Muslim. Will liberal Israeli Jews grab hold of a lifeline thrown by Arab Israelis or sink in the Netanyahu quicksand? Eisenkot, Liberman, Bennett, Golan: Take the rope for a change government now! @gadi_eisenkot @AvigdorLiberman @naftalibennett @YairGolan1
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Jeffries must go.
In less than 90 sec, Hakeem Jeffries makes it crystal clear why he should not become the next Speaker of the House. Asked whether he supports removing provisions that deepen U.S. defense cooperation and intelligence sharing with Israel from the National Defense Authorization Act - an obvious yes! - he refuses to address the question and instead gives a 1990s answer about a mythological two-state solution...
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no pork for abduuuul, revise the menu. just hummus, for you... and me : )
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funniest hadith
Islam does this btw. Prophet Muhammad ﷺ (who was a merchant, not a farmer) once suggested that farmers stop pollinating their fruit trees. Their harvest suffered and he basically told them: I just gave my personal opinion, y’all should know better since you’re the experts here
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is this what that Searchlight guy meant
PabloReports: How do you define belt to ass? Ojeda: That’s exactly what it is. I grew up in a place where if you did the wrong things, you got your belt to ass. Some of y’all need to lawyer up.
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matt ylgesias is the emmanuel acho of political analysis
The Pundit has no natural defenses against The Sportscaster because The Pundit is just in the AA league of the same sport. CNN is just pardon the interruption/around the horn nowadays but dumber, uglier and with less humour and charisma.
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Palestinians are dehumanized to the extent when a child is killed by the army occupying them because he "intended to throw stones at a highway" the world actively looks away
IDF forces killed a 14-year-old boy who “intended to throw stones.”
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this is actually kind of the plot of season 1 of homeland (but with Al-qaeda and the US)
I would’ve defeated Hitler by becoming the junior partner in his coalition and pushing him left when he got into office
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"what is the purpose of this commentary" also great question to ask about the existence of the substack "slow boring"
What is the purpose of this commentary? We just had an election. Nine seats flipped. Only one of the seat-flippers embraced this idea in the campaign. Why the determination to make people mad at the people who just won?
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I keep seeing people claiming that "grad students only work 5 hours a week" and then clicking on their profile and they're in some tea-leaf reading field like econ or analytic philosophy. You're telling on yourselves! Some of us are doing real things like reading sonnets.
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just hummus for you, and for meeeeee
This right-wing AI slop was somehow meant to be racist but it goes so unbelievably hard. I have been singing “Rajesh says no beef upon the grill” all day.
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in fairness, in order to ascertain this you would've had to watch *checks notes* literally the 30 seconds of the speech that is commented upon in the clip
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it’s officially damp drizzly november in my soul season for all who celebrate
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“cute bit” and the joke is that Israelis are racist but that’s bad because some Arabs are good workers who root for the Israeli national team lol ok
I had ChatGPT add English subtitles to this cute bit from "A Wonderful Country," which is an SNL-ish show in Israel
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unfortunately no one has ever studied why racializing and colonial regimes might produce positive figures of populations they otherwise stigmatize exclude and dominate
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A lesson from the Obama “we tortured some folks” years too. When Patrick Leahy proposed a truth commission-style investigation of the Bush years, Arlen Specter responded with “This is not Latin America.”
Replying to @DavidKlion
The big lesson of the Biden years is that you have to prosecute these people. You can’t just move on. You need to make the next generation of grifters and hate mongers scared for their lives.
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tapper looks so dumb trying to do "concerned skeptical face" while getting absolutely mustachemogged by the mayor
🚨Mamdani’s message to Jews concerned about election of Israel critics: “I represent the most Jewish city in the USA, and I know that there are some Jewish New Yorkers, for example, that may have a different set of opinions on Israel and Palestine as I do, and that doesn't mean that I work any less hard to deliver for them across the board. “I think that's the same truth for anyone who was elected last night.”
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