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jamie retweeted
real madrid always finds themselves in scenarios i couldn’t even dream up in my wildest imagination wdym la liga is cancelled in all of china bc mbappe laughed at a maobappe meme
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Drinking beers while little bro does his homework 😂😂 #loser
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few growing pains as to be expected but really enjoyed the first episode of the new Geordie Greep Ethan Klein Vittorio Angelone podcast
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Set your VPN to Isreal and the weather app has temperature sliders.
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anytime I read the synopsis and implausible love interests of a Woody Allen film I think I must be misremembering and that he'll have more charm than I imagine then I watch it and he's somehow even uglier than I'd initially thought
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legend in the house
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the 80s pop/disco inspired Sabrina Carpenter singles are all great and then you listen to the albums and half of it is dogshit country pop for some reason. Trump's America.
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this combination of Hanley #9 and gale force wind is fascinating hahaha
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reading a book where a family business goes under but the 12 year old son is confused because he hasn't heard of "liquidation" before. struck me as unrealistically immature until I realised it's probably because when I was 12 years old Rangers FC were liquidated quite notably
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moaning already
We have been advised that today's William Hill Premiership encounter at Motherwell will go ahead as planned. Please take care when travelling to Fir Park and allow extra time to complete your journey.
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jamie retweeted
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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He's lived so many lives
Andy halliday putting Us 3-2 up against chelsea in 2015. From 2-0 down at stamford bridge . Still can’t believe that result. #BCAFC
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He didn't get a first in paedohunting did he
You know what’s really odd, when you think about it? Louis Theroux is a man who has been dealt an exceptional hand in life. He is the son of famous writer, Paul Theroux. He went to Westminster school. He then went to Magdalen College, Oxford and got a first class degree and
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😭 do Turkish people argue like this with each other or is it something they ramp up for foreigners
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First I've heard the northern Irish accent being mastered
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gone off dawn have you
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It’s so funny how 3 of the top 5 can be explained by “oh Charlie Adam played there”
After Diego Gómez's goal last week, Brighton have had six attempts on goal from 50m+ this season. That's already - just seven games into 2026-27 - the second most by any team on record (since 06-07) in a Premier League season.
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Remember playing guitar in my room once without realising my mum was standing in the doorway, she asked what I was playing so I got embarrassed and told her to fuck off. Wonder if she still thinks I wrote Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others but was too shy to ever show anybody
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I've seen enough. Bring Stephen Robinson home.
22 October 2017. The day Motherwell made it a Hampden trip to remember. bit.ly/4BkKWD2
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