Mom & 3x Fantasy Football champion π.
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Elise π¦ retweeted
the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
Elise π¦ retweeted
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Elise π¦ retweeted
Seahawks CB Trevon Diggs, elevated from the practice squad, was talking smack to Mike Evans.
Evans, clearly acted as if he had no idea who Diggs was, so he turned him so he could see his name plate. Diggs took a swipe across Evans' facemask, but was not called for the penalty.
Elise π¦ retweeted
On this day in 2010:
Tim Lincecum dominated the Braves in his first career postseason game in Game 1 of the NLDS:
9.0 IP
2 H
0 ER
1 BB
14 K
The Freak was unreal.
Elise π¦ retweeted
From one Sharks captain to another. Joe Thornton presented Macklin Celebrini with the C.
