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Mom & 3x Fantasy Football champion 🏈.

bay area
Joined October 2010
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Halalmark
they're developing hallmark ramadan movies
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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GIVEAWAY TIME! Enter for the chance to win a @Nintendo Switch 2 PLUS 1 of 3 Games! Rules: 🔁 Retweet & ♥️ Like this post! Ends: 10/31/2026 11:59pm PDT BONUS ENTRY: Favorite Halloween Candy?? *Terms and conditions: 1 x Nintendo Switch 2: Choose Your Game Bundle (includes choice of either Mario Kart World, Donkey Kong Bananza, or Pokémon Pokopia digital game download) will be given away. Multiple/duplicate entries in a single day will not be accepted. Anyone found to use multiple accounts to enter will be ineligible. This giveaway is not sponsored by or affiliated with Nintendo or X
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Seahawks lose Dodgers swept Sharks win What a day 😌
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Seahawks CB Trevon Diggs, elevated from the practice squad, was talking smack to Mike Evans. Evans, clearly acted as if he had no idea who Diggs was, so he turned him so he could see his name plate. Diggs took a swipe across Evans' facemask, but was not called for the penalty.
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On this day in 2010: Tim Lincecum dominated the Braves in his first career postseason game in Game 1 of the NLDS: 9.0 IP 2 H 0 ER 1 BB 14 K The Freak was unreal.
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Good morning!! Your 2027 San Francisco Giants are 0-0!!
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From one Sharks captain to another. Joe Thornton presented Macklin Celebrini with the C.
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Im so grateful everyday that Im from California, The Bay Area to be exact
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THE WORLD CUP IS HERE 😍 Let's eat 🍴
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UNBELIEVABLE‼️
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A SEASON FOR THE AGES 🙌
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Oscar winner, Michael B. Jordan
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When Deion Sanders returned to Atlanta and took an interception back 93 yards for a touchdown.
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If there was ever a doubt where Alysa Liu is from...
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Replying to @elonmusk
You’re in the files nigga don’t try this space man shit now
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The 49ers cranking up the EMF output at the electrical substation while the Seahawks prepare for the Super Bowl on their practice field
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I just know I need *it* to happen soon.
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PUT THE C ON THE CHILD
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