unreliable narrator // she/her

New York, NY
Joined August 2012
if they win the bowl i’ll get this
A 49ers tramp stamp is insane.
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she got put on a PIP last week and knew she had to step her shit up
that was jenna’s best choreography of the season, we should put her husband in jail more often! #DWTS
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i hope shirley ballas gives these men 3s #dwts
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no one on the tl talking about tyler cameron gender reveal when they thought it was gonna be the moment of the night #dwts
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this made me pissssss she’s so funny
Daniella really said that’s my man #dwts
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evergreen unfortunately
fuck jacob cowing literally to death
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i had a fedex package delivered to a pickup location but they wouldn’t tell me where the pickup location was
USPS: your package will arrive on the 17th at around 3 pm, no questions about it. FedEx: yeah its comin
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PMDD is seriously no joke my inner monologue sounds like dexter rn
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Left wing men always choose feminism to be the compromise we must sacrifice for the greater good of the movement
The response to Shane Gillis's joke is why we lose elections, by the way.
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replace aikman with bruno tonioli
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman had an argument before Monday night's Rams-Bills game over tension surrounding their ESPN contract situations, per @sportsrapport. Buck recently agreed to a new 6-year deal worth approximately $108M, while Aikman has yet to receive an extension offer. Aikman's contract expires after this season, and his future at ESPN remains uncertain. The disagreement eventually de-escalated, and the two went on to call the game without viewers noticing anything unusual. More: frontofficesports.com/articl…
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top pic makes me cry highkey they were girls together <3
Commanders Week: Crazy how much times have changed from the last time the 49ers played in Washington
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"You've got to clap like a seal when some 38 year old in the early-middle stages of alcohol-induced liver failure mumbles out 'women are whores' on SNL or white men will have no choice but to vote for fascism"
The response to Shane Gillis's joke is why we lose elections, by the way.
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bring jauan home!!!!!
49ers HC Kyle Shanahan told reporters that WR Deebo Samuel is expected to miss “at least a couple of weeks” with the hamstring injury he suffered Sunday in Seattle.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Mike Evans is a savage ☠️ #WhoDis?
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sam darnold you are dust
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fuck jacob cowing literally to death
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Shane Gillis bombs #SNL monologue with cheap shots at women: “Also, I haven’t been to the gym in so long I didn’t know women just dress like wh*res now? Look, I’m sorry, there’s no other way to describe [it]. Have you seen it? I’ve seen it. You’ve seen the shorts? They’re those neon, like, artificial vape-colored [shorts], and the wrinkles go around the cheeks and all combine at the butth*le. And don’t look! You’re not allowed to look. For real, don’t look, because they are filming. I’m in the background of ten TikToks right now.”
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Shane Gillis bombs #SNL monologue with cheap shots at women: “Also, I haven’t been to the gym in so long I didn’t know women just dress like wh*res now? Look, I’m sorry, there’s no other way to describe [it]. Have you seen it? I’ve seen it. You’ve seen the shorts? They’re those neon, like, artificial vape-colored [shorts], and the wrinkles go around the cheeks and all combine at the butth*le. And don’t look! You’re not allowed to look. For real, don’t look, because they are filming. I’m in the background of ten TikToks right now.”
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Just thinking about how the majority of people have to live smaller lives because of men's predation. Women & children have to calculate how they can exist in the world anticipating how men might violate them.
I am so fucking tired of women being asked to absorb life-altering trauma so men’s lives don’t become life-alteringly inconvenient.
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