she/her | not your lawyer, not your romance novel heroine. disgruntled barrister of @reformedrakes

Joined June 2015
Halloween costume came to me in a nap dream on the plane. I’m going to make a hat that is so stupid.
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I can’t believe they made him leave his house on his birthday.
Have a great day, Fede! 🎂
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always never played about KST!! (Halloween 2022)
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Non riesco più ad immaginare la mia vita senza di te
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we should add another basketball. that’s how they should do the NBA cup games.
HOW THE HELL ARE THEY DOING ALL OF THIS WHEN THERE IS ONLY ONE BASKETBALL?!
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this cat doesnt even know how stupid it looks
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King of the serie A is back 😤😤😤😤
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“out tonight with lower back/sciatica management” was the theme of the apartment between August 2022 - May 2026
LeBron James is out tonight with lower back/sciatica management He will miss the front end of the back to back. Joel Embiid will either sit out tonight or tomorrow night.
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just like me fr fr
LeBron James is out tonight with lower back/sciatica management He will miss the front end of the back to back. Joel Embiid will either sit out tonight or tomorrow night.
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first person in the world to accurately guess that a week in Italy would solve all my problems.
Replying to @emmkick
talked to my therapist for hour about the possibility that I am building this trip up too much in my head. gracefully, I have decided that I am not.
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i also need everybody to discover the dreamy synth pop hit that is plastic box
‘Angel of My Dreams’ by JADE debuts at #111 on the Global Spotify chart with 1.34 million streams following the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. It also rises to a new peak of #104 (+93) on the US Spotify chart with 349k streams.
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NEW YORK (AP) — Tom Skerritt, a durable character actor with roles in 'Picket Fences,' 'Alien' and 'Top Gun,' dies.
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the major thing keeping me from full vacation brain of “I HAVE TO MOVE TO TUSCANY” is that I cannot watch soccer at 9pm.
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soccer at 9pm has the same feeling as a 150 minute movie. 9am is 90 minutes. 10:30 is 93 minutes. 7am is 100 minutes. 12:30 is 180 minutes.
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Jack Lowden going through more trials and tribulations in the Bond audition room than River Cartwright has in 6 seasons of Slow Horses
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WOOOOOOOOOOO
it’s real sicko mode time (I re-subscribed to League Pass so we can watch the Hornets)
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things I am excited for this NBA season: crying every time I see Tyrese Haliburton, Melo and Ant’s first fight, Naz Reid, saying Kon Knuppel. and also LeBron James.
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this was a skill issue. I bought 200 pounds of bucatini across every grocery store in Southern Indiana starting looking bad in mid February and moved it across multiple states because I will not be found lacking.
Things first began to feel off in March, but it wasn’t only because of the COVID-19 pandemic. Writer Rachel Handler saw a sudden decline in America’s supply of dry, store-bought bucatini in New York. “The missing bucatini felt different,” writes Handler. “It was specific. Frightening. Why bucatini? Why now? Why us?” Bucatini is like spaghetti, but thicker and with a hole in it. It’s great at absorbing sauces, and is beloved by pasta connoisseurs. Bon Appétit deemed it the “best long pasta,” and New York City pasta magnate Frank Prisinzano said, “Lol it’s spaghetti with a hole in it. Who doesn’t like that?” When Handler discovered the shortage wasn’t just in New York City, she felt an obligation to solve the mystery of the disappearing bucatini. And it turned out the mystery went far deeper than she could have imagined. Revisit Handler’s 2020 investigation into the bucatini supply chain, and the “Big Pasta” industry: nymag.visitlink.me/rO4NNe
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this was my COVID sin: speculating on bucatini.
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all my favorite basketball teams are 1-0
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