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panda | my hobbies are eating, sleeping, and taking the easy way out 🏳️‍🌈 | i block people for literally any reason ✨️

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Joined April 2013
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After discovering Malfoy fanfiction and Episode 3, the OnlineDissidents(TM) are on track to discover My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic within the next year. I reckon they discover Helluva Boss sometime in 2036.
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Warner Bros hasn’t had a single film cross the $100M mark domestically in 13 months. Last film was ‘The Conjuring 4’.
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They are giving out buzzballs if you vote a straight Democrat ticket
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To be gay is to CONSTANTLY DESIRE.
they should invent a gay guy who is satisfied
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he's so beautiful he's like if a bene gesserit had a baby who was supposed to be born a girl
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one of the great tweets of the 2010s
I never saw a single episode of breaking bad bcz I hate the desert passionately and I don't care about men's personal journeys
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if blexas actually happens tomorrow i'm getting buc-ee the beaver tatted on my ass cheeks
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Being Gay Is Considerably More Socially Acceptable Than Being In Love With Elizabeth Holmes.
Replying to @SOPROSOCIAL
In 2026, being gay is considerably more socially acceptable than being in love with Elizabeth Holmes. If I were gay, I'd lean all the way in.
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what the FUCK it's so dark outside
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bunnicula 🦇 retweeted
that part during father grandier’s sermon when he would make miscellaneous nuns shoot poison at church
that part during Janet’s show when she would make miscellaneous uncs shoot poison on stage
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"Get in loser we're going-" me, just happy to be included: great let me grab a jacket
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ok, SpongeBob in a KH inspired Fit
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This would hit better than the purest cocaine ever
“This Could Be Catastrophic”: GOP Braces for Southern Wipeout, Senate Seats at Risk From Texas to North Carolina
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Look at my enemies, dawg. They're just playing dollies on the timeline, now.
anakin needed malfoid instead of padmé
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With all of the (rightful) praise for Pattinson and Gisondo it feels as though this performance has gone a little under the radar. Wever was fucking COOKING. Stole the show more than a few times.
Impeccable line reading here from Merritt Wever
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My only complaint about voting in Minnesota is that the stickers are boring. Give us fun stickers!!!
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barry berkman came back to teach children the importance of theater
Bill Hader will guest star in Season 6 of ‘ABBOTT ELEMENTARY’. (variety.com/2026/tv/news/bil…)
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Yeah man that’s their whole thing. They don’t mind that your friend is ungrateful
Had a buddy tell me he needed to vote today but his car was in the shop Then he remembered that some woke liberal group is probably dying to help a poor disenfranchised person like himself get to the polls Long story short, the league of women voters is paying for his Lyft ride today. PVTRIQTS IV CQNTRQL
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