I like to laugh. I’m happiest outside. I like trees, dogs, books, baseball & college football.

GA
Joined April 2014
Yes!!!!! I wholeheartedly endorse microwaving scrambled eggs. I don’t know what it is, but every time they’re fluffier than when I make them on the stove.
I don’t know why this is, but eggs cooked in the microwave are SO much yummier than eggs cooked on the stovetop. I use José Andrés’ method: two eggs, a dollop of mayo, salt and pepper (I added shredded cheddar too). Whisk it all together and microwave for about a minute until fluffy. I finish with freshly grated Parmesan, green onions, chili crisp, and a little cracked black pepper. Not the prettiest eggs when done, but they’re ridiculously good!
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Started our wedding day with tacos, the zipper on my dress broke (but look at that glitter!!!), got married, then ended the day with a feast at Waffle House. It was such a fun day!
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Just getting ready to elope tomorrow 💅🏼
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My sister has traveled solo all over the world, but I’m a nervous wreck about her driving herself to her job interview 15 minutes from my house.
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When I was a kid I went to KD & on a coaster on the first upside down loop I slipped sideways under the harness & the left side was to the right of my head. I wrapped both arms around it & held on. I thought I was going to fall out & die. It was terrifying!
Roller coasters have always freaked me out. Humans are not meant to do this. I don’t care how many safety inspections this thing has passed. No thank you.
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I just realized my man is 6 months older than Usher!!!
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The cool thing is even if you follow this advice and refuse to “just accept” the pain, there is no real treatment for endo except surgery & managing symptoms. Know what my doctors gave me for 20 years to manage my symptoms? Ibuprofen! But 800mg so I only had to pop 1 pill, not 4.
Replying to @InchOrInfinity
And YES if your period is so painful you spend days needing to take painkillers every single month consistently just to get through it that IS often indicative of endo or fibroids or something else. Don't just accept you are in constant terrible pain bc you have a period.
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The weird pauses & awkward smiles are kind of giving hostage video vibes
trump's new press secretary is mumbling through a chatgpt generated speech on stage rn
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One of those days where I’m negotiating with myself like I’m a toddler. “If you get your shoes on, you can have a fizzy water to drink on the way.” “If you cook the ground turkey & rice for lunches, you can eat the leftover pizza for dinner tonight.”
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Were you guys aware some people are doing a “Mother’s Last Kiss” at their weddings?!? I have never seen or heard of this before & I hate it.
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I need a recipe (or loose suggestions) for delicious chicken thighs & potatoes. I was inspired when I bought them & now I’m not…
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We are eloping in 13 days & I just found out this man doesn’t know if the copy he has of his order of divorce is certified or not. And if it’s not, he does not know if he can get one in time…
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I don’t know what the cause is, but it hurts like a bitch. It feels like someone is stabbing me with a screwdriver & twisting it.
you might literally ‘feel’ your ovulation “Mittelschmerz” is a medical term for ovulation pain. It literally means “middle pain” in German… and it can affect up to 40% of women who ovulate The exact cause of the pain is still unknown some theories: + contractions around the ovarian follicle + prostaglandin activity around ovulation + the follicle changing and breaking open + fluid or a little blood entering the pelvis
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I was very proud of myself for having a load of laundry in the washer, done PT, & gone to the grocery store by 8 am. But I forgot creamer for my coffee & that was really the only thing that mattered…
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Why would you not turn the stupid engine thing off so that your car isn’t restarting itself at every stop light?
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Brunch view with my bestie today ❤️
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When you’re at the bar concentrating hard on your wings & dirty martini so you don’t get off your stool & start grinding with whoever is there enjoying the music…
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I added a line item to our prenup draft as a joke to my fiancé. But jokes on me cause he didn’t read it that carefully & just sent it to the attorney & now it’s in the formal draft.
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Not that it’s a competition, but the gift I chose for my stepson was his favorite birthday gift & I think that means I win this year.
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