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Absurdistan
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esoteric passion project retweeted
Everyone understood what he meant with this thinly veiled threat.
This is very on brand too for core northerners. Everyone knows this but let’s keep pretending.
When you finish speaking all the English on Twitter, there real life waiting in Sokoto.
“Come to Sokoto” 😂😂😂
esoteric passion project retweeted
Introducing you to the newest members of the Inter Lagos team (just for this week)! 😭⚽️
Safe to say these two are VERY fast learners and might have discovered some hidden talent on that pitch. Full video is LIVE on the paywall todayyyy!🫵🏾❤️❤️❤️
esoteric passion project retweeted
You’re in a country with around 50% Muslim population, speaking derogatorily about them while expecting them to join forces with you to support your candidate and remove the incumbent. There is no realistic way to achieve this without their base. You’re alienating people who have common ground with you about the disastrous state of this country on account of your bigotry. It makes no strategic or mathematical sense. If you believe voting is about numbers, act like it.
esoteric passion project retweeted
Umar we don’t have do this, but if you wish, shall we ??
who have been the actual victims of religious intolerance for the past twenty years in Nigerians ?
How many Christian’s have died in the hands of Islamist terrorists for their beliefs?
esoteric passion project retweeted
Nigerians are gullible and have short term memory. Wait for next month when electricity becomes fair because of election, you’ll see some saying “let’s give the government credit, light has been so good” bla bla.
We are not a serious people. Of all time to do this, it is this El Niño period, wicked lot.
In 2026, we have electricity issues. Big 2026! You guys don’t understand the severity of this nonsense.
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High agency / tech builder types dramatically overestimate regular people’s desire to save time, money or be more productive.
They don’t want to make their own software let alone design and assemble their own furniture, even if it’s a cost savings of $15k.
They want to order the table from poliform so when their friends ask where they got it they can say poliform. They don’t want to think about designing something custom for their space because they have no idea what that should look like.
Spend time watching people order at a restaurant and you’ll realize most people want to make the least amount of decisions as possible
Claude Code can design furniture part by part and then give you a bill of materials to order each part and put it together yourself
And way cheaper than big interior brands sell you their furniture
Furnishing my house I discovered how absolutely insane prices are for the most basic cheap materials put together with a fancy brand tied to it
One shop had a sofa for $30,000 😂
I think with Opus 5.5 and other models easily operating 3d programs like Blender and FreeCAD (both free) it makes more sense to cut out the middle man and go straight to suppliers and design and build your own furniture
Which in a way makes customers more powerful (they can get exactly what they want and usually for cheaper without the markup)
Anyway @theannalux designed this table from scratch, she's not a furniture designer, not a coder, she just had an idea of a style and worked with Claude Code in the terminal (far superior to the app I will keep saying this)
If you design your own furniture and buy the raw materials directly, you can save 85% compared to premium brands like Poliform
That means the $30,000 sofa becomes $4,500! And the $8,000 dinner table becomes just $1,200!
You can see where the idea comes from that AI will make everything 5x to 20x cheaper, and it's already starting!
esoteric passion project retweeted
The affluent lifestyles, expensive cars and sheer opulence they enjoy. Yet, we are all expected to accept a “hard reset” and “endure” for the sake of the long term.
There are always resources for all these nonsense. Zero sincerity of purpose!
Oya nau.
