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Whoever said emotions are fleeting clearly hasn't known grief.
A reoccurring torturous sinking feeling that shows up at random moments.
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Bad people with Strategy and Patience will always defeat "Nice" people who don't have Sense or Vision
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This made me go check what short-term luxury rentals cost in Capri and Como
The cost of 2 nights in Isimi can get you an entire month in Como and Capri?
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Tweets like this in the middle of the season always kill me because when the transfers are happening, it’s “food chain”, “we took your best player.” All fun and games till the season starts and you finally understand why we let those players go.
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🚨 José Mourinho: "I went to Valencia's coach, Aguirre, after the game, and I told him 'Don't be sad, Aguirre, my players are just a lot better than yours'
It's not Aguirre's fault, don't blame him."
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I think the way Ferguson handled Mourinho situation after the Porto game, and also how he handled his first stint at Chelsea was important to Jose, so he respected Ferguson so much.
Cos it was easier to dislike Jose in both situations.
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Reporter: “So you had like 1 shot I think in the 1st quarter?”
Kevin Durant: “Why does that matter?! I’m just joking, it’s an inside joke.” 😭
(h/t @ohnohedidnt24)
This exchange from KD and a reporter 😳
“We won the game. Why are you singling me out?… Are you just watching me all game? Do you have a solo cam on me?”
(via @ChancellorTV)
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This is so real. People build unrealistic expectations of what love and romance should look like, often based on idealised versions of relationships, then end up unhappy and constantly complaining when those fantasies don't translate into real life.
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notice how the people surrounding the terrorists and shouting allahu akbar aren’t with weapons? they’re just everyday muslims you see around you, and the same people you see today calling themselves unharmful and moderate.
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Word for word he’s given these press conferences multiple times at Chelsea. It’s amazing his capacity to identify issues with his own system and somehow attribute them to paranormal forces outside his control
I don't understand Maresca at all, man. You're addressing what's happened, all of which comes down to your decisions, without admitting that you're responsible for it? Of course: “transitions”, “intensity”, “momentum”, the “these kinds of games” gimmick, blah blah blah. Own your mistakes, man. You're responsible for 90% of our problems.
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Mourinho never "parked the bus for 90 minutes" in the first place outside of a select few games where it made sense.
He's always been an adaptable manager that plays whatever suits his teams.
The new lie is that Jose Mourinho rebranded.
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IG models in Dubai. This is what they are really doing over there.
A rich Saudi agreed to pay Lisa Ann $10 million for s*x. She said no. She'd heard what happens to p*rn stars who say yes: locked in a room for weeks, blood drawn every day, waiting to see which girl the sheikh picks tonight. And the ones who got paid? Wait till the airport.
Lisa Ann gets the same email over and over again. Men asking how much it would cost to sleep with her.
Her answer never changes. 10 million. Sometimes 5 million. A number so big the guy would need to start a GoFundMe.
Then one day a rich guy from Saudi Arabia writes back: easy.
And Lisa Ann says no.
"We're not doing the Saudi Arabia thing. We're not going to Dubai."
Because she's heard the stories. She says she's talked to every single girl who came back.
And this is what they told her.
You don't fly out for one night. You live there. For weeks on weeks.
In a house. Locked in a room.
Every day, he tests your blood. Every single day. Even if he never actually has s*x with you.
Because he has a harem. And he decides which girl gets which night.
Usually it's a sheikh. There's a prince over there too. But according to Lisa, the girls all go over for the same person.
The pay?
"Bags on bags on bags."
Some girls came home with a quarter of a million dollars. Some came home with $100,000.
And then there were the ones who didn't want that money going through a bank. They stuffed $30,000 in cash into a backpack and tried to fly home with it.
They got busted at the airport.
"What's this for? Drop your pants."
And they lost everything.
A locked room. A blood test every morning. A bag of cash at the end, if you make it through the airport.
Lisa Ann's answer to all of it:
"Not my jam."
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For all of Maresca's decent results at Chelsea — he f*cking destroys individualism.
Malo Gusto went from one of the best RBs in Europe under Poch, bombing up and down the RHS, only to be played as a de facto midfielder by Maresca. He's ruined his career.
Enzo Fernandez was more often than not platformed as a CM, which constantly cost the team in midfield because of his lack of legs, physicality and general defensive attributes.
Joao Pedro was platformed either as a number 10 or as a false 9, with Maresca claiming he wasn't a player who could score a lot of goals.
He specifically requested the signings of his former Man City academy players Jamie Gittens and Liam Delap — two players requiring massive space to thrive — for a playing style that aims to dominate possession and pin opposition deep.
And this is an interesting one but he was one of the biggest backers of signing Alejandro Garnacho within the club, only to platform him as a 1v1 touchline hugging winger. For extra info, AG was the player with the worst dribble completion percentage of any attacker in the PL the season prior. He's also a player that clearly thrives in space and/or close to goal.
He's also exceptionally stubborn and is big on favouritism.
At Chelsea he was never once interested in platforming his players to their strengths. He always attempted to shoehorn the players into his style of play, no matter what.
He was also known as a poor man-manager, especially for players that was outside his first 13-14 players and was horrible for players struggling with bad confidence — such as Jamie Gittens, Joao Pedro, Cole Palmer etc.
His failure to provide any kind of opportunity for Josh Acheampong is looking worse by the day — especially considering his complaints about Chelsea's lack of defenders.
He also refused to play Jorrel Hato last season in what seemed more like a power play towards the board than anything else — rather wanting to run Cucurella into the ground by starting him in every single match.
Funnily enough, despite watching Enzo Fernandez struggle in CM for 18 months, he demanded his new club break the english transfer record to sign him again.
Despite watching Malo Gusto be a complete misfit for his inside RB role, he requested Man City spend big money to be reuinted with him.
You requested Enzo Fernández without properly understanding the player or what you already had in your squad.
You can clearly see that the Enzo and Anderson pivot isn’t working, yet you continue to field them every game.
Donnarumma has been worse than shite this season, but you have Rulli sitting on the bench.
Dias and Guehi have been awful, and you keep playing them. Now they’ve even corrupted Gvardiol.
You have a natural LB who’s been class this season, yet you keep benching him.
Khusanov isn’t a RB, but you insist on forcing him into that position.
Enzo Maresca, you have broken our hearts.
Lmao 😂😂😂
I am just happy it's not me that Maresca wants to turn into a madman every weekend.
City enjoy 😂😂😂
You requested Enzo Fernández without properly understanding the player or what you already had in your squad.
You can clearly see that the Enzo and Anderson pivot isn’t working, yet you continue to field them every game.
Donnarumma has been worse than shite this season, but you have Rulli sitting on the bench.
Dias and Guehi have been awful, and you keep playing them. Now they’ve even corrupted Gvardiol.
You have a natural LB who’s been class this season, yet you keep benching him.
Khusanov isn’t a RB, but you insist on forcing him into that position.
Enzo Maresca, you have broken our hearts.
