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not exaggerating when i say it's deeply unsettling witnessing your parents get into adult cocomelon (AI vertical dramas).
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Rival fans are too funny, how on earth do you convince yourself that Fleetwood Town are going to beat Arsenal?
The Arsenal hate has some of you losing all sense of reality.😂😂😂
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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Morgan Rogers 4’
🚨 Sources say EVERYONE is focused on SHOWING a response on the pitch at Stamford Bridge following United’s worst start to a league season in 40 years. #MUFC [@ChrisWheelerDM]
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my boss doesn't appreciate my " it's really not that serious" vibe I bring to the workplace
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the trinity syndrome: a film trope where a female character spends her life mastering her skills, is portrayed as exceptionally capable, only for “the chosen one” to be some guy
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If I were a musician I would simply leave the bad songs off the album. I don’t understand why this isn’t common practice in the industry
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*your team is 16th on the premier league table it’s shameful to hatewatch a rival*
Me after Bruno Guimaraes missed his penalty:
The entire Fleetwood starting XI plus their reserve team combined cost less than Viktor Gyokeres. The question is, has Gyokeres finally found his level?
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if you’re in prison and it’s like 1pm and you get a little sleepy, can you take a nap? Like is that allowed
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My #37 Harry Kane jersey from 2012 is going to be so great when he wins the Ballon d'Or





































