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@epicallyonline

₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. evil lesbian | crk mtg #gleek | tattoo artish | loml @netscapegrl

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Joined January 2024
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smoke a j w me
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just ate 10 chocolate turtles
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like im not a very good non binary so i wish i was a pretty girl instead
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the way some of u tweet about sex i can tell u arent fuckin
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I’m sorry I’m just really focused on yummy candy and touching myself at the moment. I have been for quite a while
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i am ineebriated
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everyone wanted a lactating gf untill it actually happens.
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my birthday is this month and im not going to have a party because i have bo friends. again
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i did nothing to day i really suck
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so bored
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everything is blue.
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lana retweeted
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@PopBaseNov 4
Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Greggory Hull. (via NBC) She becomes the first Native American woman to be elected governor in U.S. history.
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they’re calling it a bluekkake
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i miss singing sm
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libbed out
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i sleep maybe 4 hours a night
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went to sleep at 10, fell asleep until 1 wake up. 2. wake up. 4. wake up.
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lana retweeted
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@PinkNewsNov 2
Chappell Roan raises $2 million for trans youth and LGBTQIA+ communities with two-night fundraiser ➡️ thepinknews.com/2026/11/02/c…
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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today i learned that the pharmacy i work at is one of the 15 busiest in the entire company. lmfaooooo.
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i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re sue sylvester and a cheerio
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