lol only a joke 🙂
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learning a really cool riff is devastating because every second you’re at work you’re just thinking about how you’d rather be playing “honestly?” by american football at home
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I can't believe this. I'm a massive Nathan Fielder fan and I spent months auditioning for a singing competition thinking it was a fake metatextual element of a new TV show he was making. It turns out it was a genuine singing competition with no comedic framing whatsoever
the biggest trick that YCSE pulled on the audience is convincing everyone that billy has a big dick when he was certainly fluffing to get a decent semi-chub before the cameras started rolling
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i legitimately think there was an 8th grade field trip happening next to me in the blood orange pit
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funny as fuck. must have fucked his life up pretty good to be like “this place sucks ass, I’m gonna move so far away I almost die” respect brother godwit and Godspeed
A juvenile bar-tailed godwit named "B6" set the world record for the longest non-stop migration by an animal by flying WITHOUT STOPPING 13,560 km (8,425 mi) from Alaska to Tasmania, Australia.
The journey took 11 days, in which time the bird lost half its bodyweight.
ALT https://www.usgs.gov/centers/alaska-science-center/news/juvenile-bar-tailed-godwit-b6-sets-world-record
eric retweeted
Birds don’t count for your life list until you shoot them out of the sky, use wires to arrange them as if they were alive, draw life-sized illustrations, bind those prints in an elephant folio and then sell those to the wealthy of North America and Europe.