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@erinsometimes

β€œDo you believe in ghosts, Ted?” β€œI do. But more importantly, I believe they need to believe in themselves.” (Ted Lasso)

 St. Charles, Missouri
Joined April 2007
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"I don't know anything, EVER. It's really quite relaxing." #DirkGently
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Jonatan LΓ³pez@jonatan_lopez_Jul 15
literal #MundialRTVE #ENGARG
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whalefact
@awhalefactJul 15
a whale would never give you explosive diarrhea doodoo disease, probably because there is no scenario in which a whale would gut the CDC and other programs directly responsible for mitigating the risk of explosive diarrhea doodoo disease
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Harriet the Spy@thespy_harrietJul 13
it is disgusting that FIFA allows biased referees to disallow my goals simply because I have been biting the other players
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kiesha
@kiesha9iJul 10
A few months back I Googled why my cat would make this chirping noise while looking outside & learned it's to alert each other of potential prey when hunting. So whenever he'd make that noise I started coming over to look at what he wanted to show me. Today, there was a huge ass mosquito flying around my living room so I mimicked my cat's chirping noise & he came running. Mosquito gone within minutes. I now understand why insecure men are so threatened by single women owning cats
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John Smith@verypopularnameJun 19
I believe the Mexican duck comes from Waddle-ajara.
OFootball (@ofootball__) profile pictureOFootball
@ofootball__Jun 18
The ducks of the 2026 World Cup: πŸ¦†πŸ‡²πŸ‡½ Merlin the Mexican duck πŸ¦†πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ Donny the Scottish duck
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BBC Sport Scotland
@BBCSportScotJun 18
The Tartan Army had a new member for their march in Providence earlier πŸ¦†πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ #BBCFootball #FifaWorldCup
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claire sweet@girlfinalbossMay 19
2am in bushwick bro had an entire KITTEN SPREAD
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Bill (@MaxGreyCat) profile picture
Bill
@MaxGreyCatMay 20
Replying to @dog_rates
β€œThat’s why dogs are so dumb. They don’t know if they’re a seal or notβ€œ - A Cat
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No bet.
Laura Stewart (@LauraLizRobnson) profile pictureLaura Stewart@LauraLizRobnsonApr 27
I don’t partake, but am curious: Have Polymarket or Kalshi or whathaveyou ever had a bet on whether or not @SteveTempleton will roll up his sleeves? #mowx #stlwx
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the derp chronicles@boomerlynneMar 7
when the horrors persist but so does napping πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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@heavensbvnnyFeb 17
one of my favorite things about cats is that when they don’t understand what something is, they hit it.
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nic@dietxcokewhoreFeb 16
he wishes to be violent. instead he is a little flower.
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Captain Raoul@CaptainRaoulJan 25
Final snow totals update for Sunday afternoon (St. Louis Style) - 4 toasted ravioli! #stlwx
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boots πŸ‘’ (@stinky_boots) profile picture
boots πŸ‘’@stinky_boots18 Dec 2025
hey gorl someone funked up your rug
Boots is standing in front of the coffee table on top of an area rug that he has rumbled up into a mess

ALT Boots is standing in front of the coffee table on top of an area rug that he has rumbled up into a mess

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our stocked trout have been informed that some of you will be showing up in $500 waders to fall down in knee-deep water. they will probably still laugh at you
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Moving day in St. Charles means I am throwing money around like I have it. Big tips for movers because holy shit do I have a lot of books and a SECOND DoorDash order for supplies. It is not even ten am. ☠️
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The part where he rubs his furry little ass across the top of her cup is peak β€œI’m trading you in for a roomba.”
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) profile pictureWeRateDogs
@dog_rates29 Nov 2025
This is Salem. He waited for his mom to leave the car before stealing her breakfast. Loves the thrill of the hunt. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
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Bought a cat bed for the kittens to share. Bella was not about it. (cc: @alaskastardust @GracePersephone)
A cutie grey tabby is in a big cat bed looking over her shoulder.

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Friends of Bear Cat Rescue@feederofcats27 Jul 2025
trying to get good pictures of Moonpie's litter for petfinder is going well
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At AJR and they’re playing from the crowd but a dude directly behind them definitely just came to impress a girl because she knows every word and he looks mortified. I may unlock my account for this tweet, tbh, because everyone needs to know this.
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