IRN-BRU have absolutely smashed this out of the park. 🤣🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

In one of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books, there's a scene where a planet is doomed — so they divide society into three groups to evacuate: #1: the best and brightest #2: management consultants and marketing execs #3: builders and doers The planet sends off Ship 2 first, convincing them they are the best folks to start populating a new world. But then you slowly realize that Ships 1 and 3 never actually intend to follow behind them... because the original planet has never actually been in danger. They just wanted the consultants gone. 😂

Just watched a TV play version of An Inspector Calls, as dutiful dad to a GCSE revisionist. To my shame I'd never seen/read it in my life. The conversation after went something like:

The AI-generated "script" actors were given for the Glasgow Wonka event is.. something. Aside from featuring staging and effects that would be impressive for a moderately-sized West End spectacular, its stage directions also dictate precisely how delighted the audience will be.

85% white, 4% black, 8% Asian 3% mixed/other. Most aren’t in paid employment.

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