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i guess i’m still on twitter | writer | slept less than you did last night | “congrats on being the oscar wilde of our time” —influential ao3 commenter

Joined February 2012
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fanfiction is so amazing because you can literally write the wildest, most unhinged shit imaginable and very nice people will comment like, “i adored reading this over my morning tea”
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last day to bid on @marveltrumpsh8 auctions, with all proceeds going to great charitable causes. you can check out my offerings here: marveltrumpshate.com/auction…
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time to start shoving the establishment dems into lockers. we need to bully them relentlessly
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i hate that this works for me
Robert Downey Jr. as Reed Richards and Pedro Pascal as Doctor Doom for Halloween.
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jumpscared by the concept of writing directly into ao3 when they delete drafts after 30 days and i have drafts that are old enough to vote
question for fic writers where do y’all write them??? do yall use a special website or google docs ??? or write them straight up on ao3 ???
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the thing is if you use ai to generate fic your writing skills will never evolve. the only way to become a compelling writer is to read widely and write a lot of stuff that embarrasses you later. don’t outsource this magical human experience to the slop machine
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the concept of the expanse not being on here
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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for 20+ years of my fandom life the ONLY non-negotiable tag to include was character death. there might be one or two other tags on a story like “slash” and “please don’t sue me”
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just two guys from queens
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this is also victor hugo about enjolras
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“I'm such a whore. I can't sit down and talk to the boy who did the fish movie. I couldn't even touch his hand” no sentences have ever been filed away faster by my brain for future use
This anecdote of Hitchcock’s feelings on Spielberg is very funny
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a perfect and factually accurate tweet thank you mouseinfo disney news and fun
Sen. Lindsey Graham, who was spotted earlier this year holding an Ariel bubble wand outside the Tangled restrooms in Magic Kingdom in the midst of a partial government shutdown, has died.
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don’t threaten me with the absolute best of times
"This is a battle between the establishment and this insurgency. And the roof is collapsing on the Democratic party establishment tonight," @VanJones68 says.
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i would die for every single character on widow’s bay before they had the opportunity to kill me
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they saw us plotting to steal the knicks trash cans and one day later they are available for sale as a waste basket and pen holder. city budget surplus will go crazy this year
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🚨 Sam Altman warns OpenAi and Anthropic are experiencing severe pullback on Ai spending as companies put significant restraints on spending to restrict costs. The company warns investors it’s the first time this has happened in Ai and something we never expected. The buildout costs aren’t sustainable to allow profitability to hyperscalers or end users. $soxx $dram
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greatest city in the world
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there is literally an episode of the twilight zone (1960) called “the fever” about why this is a bad idea and how it will end poorly for those who engage with the sentient moving slot machine
Slot machines can now follow you across the casino floor😳
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there are barbenheimers everywhere for those with the eyes to see
currently thinking about this poster made by Paramount in 1968 for a theatrical double feature of…The Odd Couple and Rosemary’s Baby?
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brays with gentility
Believe it or not, Sears once sold donkeys through their catalog-and yes, they'd be shipped right to you by train! (1950s)
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