@ethanrants_

fix your hearts or die

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Joined February 2015
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me and my top ten for no reason
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That Blonde Girl@TBGyall14h
Someone needs to run a political ad saying no child has ever had gender reassignment surgery at school and if you believe that you are too stupid to vote.
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Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
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hasanabi
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klan rally
Acyn
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Beamer on El-Sayed: He has a birth certificate but he's not an American. He had the choice to be an American or not. He has chosen otherwise. He has blood that's red. However, he has chosen to remove any strain of the white and blue part in his blood. We cannot allow this man to invade and, occupy our country. (He is an American)
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RELAPSING!!!
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at the club asking the dj if they can play the desert chant from Dune: Part Three
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jj@jonnoxrevancheOct 25
Party in the void. Party in the grave. Party in the urn. Party in the liminal space before the entrance to hell
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bilatinman kio@kzzrttt21h
damnnnn all that damage reduction about forgiving people with racist pasts just for more recent tweets from that girl to surface saying that she thought that shit was funny as fuck 😭😭😭
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☽𓃹☾🇵🇸@cute_corpse_Oct 24
So clearly he should be reserved for homoerotic villain
𓆤@lachirneraOct 22
He would nail it btw
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The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo@shelbyboringOct 24
Fiona Shaw in Sense and Sensibility gives a performance that can be perfectly summarized as just “hooting and hollering” (positive)
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jo.@sereneObscurityOct 25
hate it when my side hustle (employment) gets in the way of my main hustle (watching movies)
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largest rodent@capybaronessOct 25
ok i'm putting my foot down. you all have got to stop parroting this stupid "ooooh nathan fielder is so DEVILISHLY DEMONIC, he CHILLS me to the BONE" meme. there are like a million actual rapists working in hollywood. words mean things.
Shriya Nevatia
@shriyanevatiaOct 24
i find nathan fielder deeply and insidiously evil people give him a pass because of his extreme awkwardness and the fact that we all know it’s a “persona” but ask yourself why we are all ok laughing at unsuspecting people
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movies for morons
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 25
An extended version of Ant-Man's Captain America joke from ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has been revealed. “I was also Cap for a minute” - John Walker
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Georgia Coley@artwithinpodOct 25
Amanda Seyfried feeling immediately like the sidekick character in a Benoit Blanc movie
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doctor idk
@bigmonkeongOct 24
BREAKING: mcdonalds sells more than fine dining
Avengers Updates
@AvengersUpdatedOct 24
‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ is expected to gross more than ‘DUNE: PART 3’ during their opening weekend by a ratio of 3.2x-4x to 1. (via @EmpireCityBO)
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lo messiah@timchalsOct 23
i know films are subjective but i genuinely can’t take anyone seriously who doesn’t like dune part one.. you are not welcome in my house
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lydia@lydsfilmOct 24
Jorge@djodjeee_Oct 23
Naomi Ackie was so fine in Clayface
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woman in trouble 🐈‍⬛@lynchianwitchOct 23
i’ve been that horny before so i can’t even blame her
eva@lovestreams_Oct 23
what’s her problem
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🪷Ambiguous Brown Emotional Support Canadian 🪷@GammaReighOct 23
I was here first?
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Shan 💚 Techno David Attenborough@SeaShan_tyShayOct 23
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z🦇 kandreil thinker@enbyjinxOct 23
it's because on social media victimhood is currency. if you can convince people you are The Ultimate Victim in all scenarios then nobody can question your authority and anybody who dares is automatically some -ist or -phobic that shouldn't be listened to
dirty south princess ☭@6lim6atanOct 22
Yall have turned intersectionality into oppression powerscaling and idk why
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