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dave.

@ewitsdave

basically I’m skinny mother teresa | 5’11” but 6’5” on Grindr | he/him

 Chicago, IL
Joined August 2010
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thank you for an unforgettable weekend, @lollapalooza! see you next year 😉✨💖
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It’s Weekday Update with your hosts, Colin Toast and Michael ChELMO!
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The value of #Fortnite Crew has fallen by 15,000 V-Bucks (~$150) in the last year 📉 This was mostly due to the fact that there were far fewer Passes this year than last. Additionally, pricing changes in the spring caused the value of Crew to fall even further.
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It’s pretty clear which part is with regular people and which party is with the billionaires.
Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) profile picturePolitical Polls
@PpollingNumbersOct 29
New - Donations under $200 🔵 Democrats - $574 million 🔴 Republicans - $143 million Top 50 donors 🔴 Republicans - $1.7 billion 🔵 Democrats - $832 million
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Democrats propose actual capitalism
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiOct 29
JUST IN: Democrats propose letting AI companies go bankrupt rather than bailing them out if AI bubble bursts
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@PopBaseOct 29
Trailer for the new Philomena Cunk series, focusing on the film industry. ‘CUNK ON CINEMA’ is coming to Netflix on November 15th, starring Diane Morgan.
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Y'all clearly own Fortnite Crew members a refund. Cuz this is becoming clear false advertisement/scam. @Fortnite @EpicGames
Fortnite Festival Status (@FNFestStatus) profile pictureFortnite Festival Status
@FNFestStatusOct 29
We've extended the current Music Pass to January 21. Stay tuned for more music updates.
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Alucar@realAlucarOct 29
Epic should refund everyone who recently bought Crew. Delaying the new Festival season just 3 days before launch after advertising it is insanely misleading and honestly feels like borderline false advertising.
Fortnite Festival Status (@FNFestStatus) profile pictureFortnite Festival Status
@FNFestStatusOct 29
We've extended the current Music Pass to January 21. Stay tuned for more music updates.
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okay so this is officially scamming… @Fortnite @FortniteStatus. Reducing V-bucks, the Lego pass keeps getting pushed back, the music pass pushed back… what are we paying for? I’m supposed to renew soon and I think I’m pausing crew until y’all get your stuff together.
Shiina (@ShiinaBR) profile pictureShiina
@ShiinaBROct 29
LIL TECCA FESTIVAL SEASON NOW ENDS JANUARY 20, 2027 It was set to end this Sunday until just 2 minutes ago, but Fortnite has now extended the season for unknown reasons
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why is this taking so long for an official confirmation? The second one was a success and one of the best horror movies released that year
The Hollywood Handle (@HollywoodHandle) profile pictureThe Hollywood Handle
@HollywoodHandleOct 28
‘SMILE 3’ is reportedly in the works. David Bruckner is set to direct. (Via: @DanielRPK)
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Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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If you’re voting red up and down the ballot because you think children are getting gender transition surgeries at school, you’re a fucking idiot.
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Blake Shelton, John Legend, and Noah Wyle respectfully, have no business being here. Dwayne Johnson… idk. I don’t get the appeal, but I know a lot of straight women who think he’s VERY sexy.
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@POPin4kOct 27
People Magazine’s last 12 'Sexiest Man Alive' winners who deserved it and who didn’t?👀
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Kelly Clarkson needs to be stopped!
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@BBCScotlandNewsOct 27
Metal bird sculpture stolen from art exhibition bbc.in/4ibSlM0
Police investigate theft of charity sculpture in Inverness

Police investigate theft of charity sculpture in Inverness

The artwork was to be sold to raise money to help fund Highland mental health services.

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Joshwelt@weltszznnOct 27
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegarden25 May 2024
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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Friendsgiving planning underway! Excited to host a proper one this year and not at a restaurant 🥰
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Nicki Minaj is married to a pedophile. Her brother is a predator. She loves rapists and criminals. Which is why she loves Donald Trump and the Republican Party. She’s upset because the world knows about her husband and brother. She defends them and attacks their victims. She, her husband, her brother, the Republican Party and Donald Trump are threat to women, girls and children everywhere.
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 25
Nicki Minaj: We don't wanna be bombarded with sex changes
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@BraddrofliTOct 25
Fox News is putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote red. Let’s break that down. Can Nicki Minaj vote? No. She’s not a U.S. citizen. Can Nicki Minaj’s husband vote? No, he’s a registered sex offender. Can Nicki Minaj’s brother vote? No, he’s serving 25 years to life for child sexual assault. She seems like the perfect spokesperson for MAGA republicans.
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she really is a clown omg
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 25
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” in Port Huron, Michigan.
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