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Joined April 2011
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BREAKING: Photo released of Jensen Huang dining with a Russian spy.
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I guess we all knew this was coming.
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Putin is losing again, more examples of why Russia doesn’t hold free and fair elections!
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Congratulations to Donald Trump on a successful regime change
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Maybe being a senile, wildly incomptent, overtly racist, wannabe-dictator doesn't work?
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The only thing turning red tonight is Trump's face.
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Future generations will never believe that the most powerful country on earth elected this imbecile twice, or that grown men, successful business leaders, fawned over him in public and prolapsed their dignity as if they were North Korean generals in fear of imminent execution. A sorry tale.
"You have that picture with the algae?" -- President Trump's closing midterms message
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Been a while since we could play this so….
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Alexa play that tune!!
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Wins in the month of November: ✅ Everton - One ❌ Liverpool - ZERO What a time to be alive 🥳🥳🥳
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"My uncle invented radar, can you believe it?" No Donald, I can't, because he didn't. However, your uncle was a clever man. You just got the surname - and a chronically inflated ego, along with verbal diarrhoea.
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Elon, you absolute fucking moron. The Nazis were far-right fascists who destroyed labor unions, persecuted communists and socialists, and murdered political opponents. Hitler literally purged the party’s left wing. Calling Nazis socialists because of their name is like believing North Korea is democratic because it calls itself the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. Imagine being the richest man alive and still being too fucking stupid to understand history at a middle-school level. Money can buy you a platform, Elon. Apparently, it can’t buy you a functioning brain.
Hitler was a far left socialist. Literally in the name of his party!
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She wins 🏆 the internet for tonight!
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Farage got £1.5m for himself to eat a pig's penis on I'm a Celebrity. Burnham went on Gogglebox to raise money and awareness of cancer. If you really care, donate here: standuptocancer.org.uk/
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“What is it mein Fuhrer?” “It’s from Steve Witkoff. He’s nominated me for the Nobel Peace Prize.”
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No, Donald, you shitcunt. You get no further say in negotiating peace in Ukraine, because you are Putin’s orange little bitch and you have made the United States into Moscow’s useful idiot. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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New press secretary announced
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Can't believe the president who scheduled a public execution didn't win the Nobel Peace prize
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Once again, MAGA is all up in my comments telling me they hope Donald Trump sues me for calling him a pedophile. So I just wanted to make one thing perfectly fucking clear… DONALD TRUMP IS A PEDOPHILE.
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