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Eccentric but effective father. Imperfect but okay enough husband. Pure shithead. Irreverent American. These replies are rated E for Egregious.

Texas
Joined September 2024
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We’ve entered the third act of this tragedy
ChudTheBuilder was seconds away from LOSING his LIFE after a black man pulled up in a Dodge Charger reaching for a gun, telling him to walk up, leading Chud to reach for his own weapon as the situation nearly turned into a full on shootout before the man later went to police 😳
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How Trump loyalists cope...
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When a tool blows past expectations and fundamentally changes my way of working, well, I feel like I should share it, unpaid, and give kudos to the team behind it. 
 I recently got invited to the Dreamina Creative Partner Program (CPP) along with Dreamina Seedance 2.0, and its genuinely insane (and how I made this video). It’s not plug-and-play, you still need creative vision and all that, but the results are pretty remarkable. 

It’s rolling out globally today (I think)….so uh, now’s your chance to go try it out via Dreamina AI’s official site. #DreaminaCPP #DreaminaAI
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大暴れしてデールを称えろ!! あのホモのジェフ・ゴードンに勝ち目なんてねえぞ!!
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Trench Spools
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The Afterlife
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Jake Lang is a fucking faggot.
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Figure your fucking lives out
Today I was introduced to a drink called “gatorwine” which is, as its name suggests, a mix of light blue Gatorade and red wine
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Every retweet of this post will equal a dollar given to children with Leukemia.
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“Can’t understand a word of this shit” *Flips over to TPUSA’s All-American Halftime Show*
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Are there even any rivalries in the NBA anymore?
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I have @RobertKennedyJr’s phone number Should I text him: “We should make Sport Drink the official drink of the federal government — including the military and border patrol” Vote YES if I should send it If it wins the poll, I’ll post a screenshot of the text and his response
96%Yes
4%No
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🚨🇻🇪 BREAKING — “Ghost of Caracas” Shoots Down Three U.S. Helicopters With an Arepa
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If this quote gets 10k reposts we’ll bring back our retro AR10’s, and we’ll do a Dutch handguard too for the one guy who asked for it 👍
What do you want to see more?
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9%More BRN-4 barrel options
16%BRN-180 G3 Barrel options
52%Retro AR10’s come back
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Sam Hyde Show: This is You
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GIVEAWAY: Snuck this out of the @DanielDefense warehouse to give to one of you. Pretty simple, Repost and Follow and you are entered. Winner will be announced next weekend!
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Video will be dropping today, it is a big file and we are censoring the victims names. The video has already been shared with internal affairs. When we drop it for yall, it needs to be shared and @VBPD needs to be shamed mercilessly
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We’ve put more pedophiIes away this year than the entire trump admin, littermates, and FBI combined Yet you faggy, retarded, ball washers just kneel there… mouths wide open
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Replying to @RepThomasMassie
As a constituent and a limited government conservative, I thank you and @SenRandPaul for your no votes. This bill wasn't a negotiation with Democrats, where some just wouldn't take the best deal available. No Democrats were on this. The GOP could have passed a balanced budget if they wanted to. The tax on #poker players Lindsay Graham sneaked in at the last minute is problematic too. The GOP is a big spending party now. We just saw it. I'm glad you and Sen. Paul stood up for what we voted for. #liberty 🇺🇸
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