Control hamster. Retired from IT career. Dad of 2 clever students, 2 ungrateful cats and a needy dog. Espresso *please* warm the cup first. Non-partisan. He/him
Surrey, UK
Joined April 2009
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So very proud to say that my son Dylan who has #CerebralPalsy has just received the grades he needed to secure his place to read Philosophy at @Cambridge_Uni (A*, A*, A) @scope #Disability #AlevelResults #SurreyChat
Why do the Tories keep raising taxes? Where is all the money going, if not into their own pockets. Every time we get a pay rise, we pay more tax. Every time goods rise in price, we pay more tax. We're paying way more tax than a year ago, but it's never enough to maintain services
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China has built more than 20,000 miles of high speed rail in the time it has taken us to plan and half build 140 miles of track from a west London suburb to Birmingham
The more a potential employer talks about work-life balance, the less likely they are to actually have any
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βMy wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.β
Artist: JauntyArt b3ta.com/board/11398303
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Big news! Someone finally noticed that if you hold down CTRL, the process list in Task Manager conveniently freezes so you can select rows without them jumping around.
I did this so you could sort by CPU and other dynamic columns but then still be able to click stuff...
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The is how the Conservatives destroyed the NHS in 13 years!
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While weβre worrying about AI, the bollards are planning a global revolution
Is it just me or did Lizzo look like Peter Griffin in drag at #glastonbury2023
There's probably more meat on a T-Rex so where can I get a Fillet'o'Rex?
Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants π bit.ly/trexkintochicken #DinosaurDay
Here's one for you @ciarale01
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Half of England is owned by just 1% of the population. 24 Dukes own 1 million acres of land. The rest of us are shut out of it. Until that changes, we can't ensure that the nature we're blessed with is able to thrive well into the future. That's why we must extend #RightToRoam.
When they decided to allow Australia to enter #Eurovision (why?!!) they should also have told Germany that their tickets were invalid
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10K FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY πππ
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Happy #NationalTeaDay! π«π₯³ A huge shoutout to @KateMossAgency for their unwavering support. We're thrilled to see Kate Moss kickstarting the Self-Tea campaign, promoting the joy and mindfulness of tea. Join us with a cuppa and by taking a moment for yourself today. #SelfTea πΈπ«
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