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Fat Candy

@fatcandy82

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cheerfuldespair.com
Joined August 2010
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These morons spent hours making a promotional video for their terrible podcast. Losers. cheerfuldespair.com
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Wordle 1,028 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I know nobody cares. But this actually happened.
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Wordle 884 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Embarrassing tbh
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Logically, the young woman trapped in the tower, whose blonde hair was long enough to climb, should have been called "Goldilocks". At some point were Goldilocks and Rapunzel switched, like M Bison and Vega, or the Walkers' Cheese & Onion and Salt & Vinegar colours?
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when you take the Glasgow central train to Edinburgh Waverly instead of queen Street
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POV: your flatmate is a Scottish news reporter
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Very poor people with substance abuse issues. Stealling fresh meat, cheese, coffee and toiletries in bulk and selling it on quickly is how desperate people make quick money. The store I worked in last was opposite a flat roof pub. Often the shoplifter's dealer would wait /
Megan Townsend (@mmtowns) profile pictureMegan Townsend@mmtowns14 Sep 2023
WHO IS SELLING MEAT AND CHEESE THEYVE SHOPLIFTED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Grandad Flintstone reminisces about raising his family back in the day
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So apparently imax theaters ran off of palm pilots for the quick turn reel unit. And nowadays, rather than having it run off a microcontroller or PC or raspberry pi or iPad, they just run a palm OS emulator? Lmao
Image from Tom Barber 🐀 (@torbar)
Image from Tom Barber 🐀 (@torbar)
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Your dad's refusing to take off the crash helmet from his mod scooter. Got chucked out of the post office. Tries to poke a straw up it for his cuppa. "This is the way," he says, as he walks into the door frame again.
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Tim Soret
@timsoret8 Apr 2023
Wow, the original Wilhelm Scream! Only 67 downloads so far. Interesting piece of history. I just converted it to video for Twitter convenience.
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Wordle 632 2/6 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Watching Oscar award acceptance speeches:
Image from TheOmniZaddy 🌹🌐🔰🏗 (@TheOmniZaddy)
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Reddit user ibreakphotos discovers that Samsung's 'Space Zoom' simply replaces user's moon photos with higher-res images of the moon through a clever testing process. reddit.com/r/Android/comment… This isn't computational photography — it's inserting imagery that simply isn't there.
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Half of British television always starts like this.
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Of all the 1970s public information films, this was the strangest.
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Did he just keep his boarding school nickname?
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Ed Night@_ednight9 Dec 2022
Michelangelo Gets Hired To Paint The Sistine Chapel (with @paddyisyoung )
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How to tell your kids the truth about Christmas ❤️
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Morpheus offering Neo a pill that will let you sleep at the office or a pill that will give you three months’ salary and the chance to stop working for Elon Musk
Donie O'Sullivan (@donie) profile pictureDonie O'Sullivan
@donie16 Nov 2022
Here’s the text of the email Musk sent to Twitter staff overnight. Those who don’t commit to being “extremely hardcore” by 5pm ET today must leave the company. ‼️ Story: cnn.com/2022/11/16/tech/elon…
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For @gdnlongread I have spent over a year tackling the greatest political, social and cultural question of our age: Who remembers proper binmen? theguardian.com/news/2022/no…
‘Who remembers proper binmen?’ The nostalgia memes that help explain Britain today

‘Who remembers proper binmen?’ The nostalgia memes that help explain Britain today

The long read: Idealising the past is nothing new, but there is something peculiarly revealing about the way a certain generation of Facebook users look back fondly on tougher times

theguardian.com
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