Writer of resumes, bios, content, etc. Founder, Resume Raiders. Career consultant. Recovering startup recruiter. Dad. Peloton. Grateful Dead. I like words.

New York
Joined January 2012
Who writes it “boy-friend”???
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My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Big day for resume writers! I'm easy to find if you need one.
The reason Senators have staff is to save them from moments like this one. Someone in the Russell Building is probably updating a resume right about now.
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Three very good "oh no" faces here.
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#HelloBlessedPeople🙏🏽 I have respectfully not given permission to anyone other than those I currently do business with to use my NIL. Be Blessed! 🙏🏽  #Breath
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If you want to compile a list of the biggest morons on the planet, just look at the comments.
🚨 RFK JR.: WE’RE LOOKING INTO CHEMTRAILS At yesterday’s Children’s Health Defense conference, HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said the administration is looking into concerns surrounding chemtrails and their impacts on human health.
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Me at the red light while the homeless guy stares in my window
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Russian officials have biologically evolved to be harder to push out of windows.
The head of Russias Rossotrudnichestvo in a press conference today talking about Russias deteriorating relationship with Armenia…
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This is real.
🇨🇦 (this is real)
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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Trump Tower is renamed to NATALIE TOWER!
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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Got the COVID vax and 5 years later—BOOM! Starter goes out in my Camry
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All 𝘞𝘦 know, 𝘠𝘰𝘶 sang a little while and then flew off… Laugh in the sunshine, Sing, Cry in the dark, Fly Through The Night. ♥️ Our Greatest Gift Was You, Thank You Forever, Bobby. #nfa #300years Photo by Chloe Weir.
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The president's former lawyer is mad that I mocked his Twitter engagement metrics. 564K followers and his last 6 posts have under 20 likes each. He was once a popular figure. Alas, no more. I'm honestly sad for him. Maybe his engagement is better on Truth? But I'm just a putz.
Replying to @fecak
1000 followers. I hope me calling you a putz helps bring you a few followers so you can feel important. Impotent prick!
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A year ago the president signed an executive order that would have stripped the US citizenship of people like @balogun (born in the US to foreign nationals). This week, the president stepped in to ensure @balogun can play despite a red card. Do the right thing @USMNT. Sit him.
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I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize. No President in History has ended the same war so many times. Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count. No President has ever done this before. And he is nowhere near finished ending it. It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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📸 Great photo of @JoeBiden and @DrBiden with the Obamas, Bushes, and Clintons in Chicago today. This is America. Not what is currently in the White House.
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Hey @RobertKennedyJr!. Instead of hydrogen peroxide, let's fill the reflecting pool with MMS! Then we can have a mass baptism where you can make all the autistic kids drink from the pool (or give them enemas if you're feeling saucy!) and cure them. You'll be anointed as a saint!
This morning at the reflecting pool
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Maybe it's MMS, so it will get rid of the algae and cure the autism.
They're literally dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning... 😳
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They're literally dumping hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning... 😳
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Quiz show, 2028 HOST: What anti-trans conservative bigot finished in 5th place in.... ⚡BUZZER⚡ CONTESTANT 1: Riley Gaines? HOST: Incorrect! I'll finish the question. Finished in 5th place in the 2026 South Carolina GOP gubernatorial primary? CONTESTANT 2: Nancy Mace DING DING
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