you called mike wheeler straight and you want me to retweet your missing sister?

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they’re panic calling the entire cast of s5 and begging them to come back so they rly can make a 9th episode
Duffer Brothers reveal that a mystery Stranger Things project is in the works.
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this doesn’t mean you are obligated to forgive someone at all nor do i think certain behaviors should be excused
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current cancel culture is ineffective because the majority focuses mainly on the punishment aspect, rather than the education aspect and allowing people to be better
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to anyone who doesn’t know how accurate this is to a nollywood trailer, let me direct you to the timeless masterpiece that is Oh my Son: The cry of a dying mother
SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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my dudes, this is an easy one. they do not care. these are not banking billionaires - they're revenge of the nerds billionaires. they've hated people since middle school and they want to win the game they think we're all playing.
I cannot wrap my head around the endgame here. If you destroy the planet, crash the global economy, and leave ordinary people too broke to buy anything, what exactly are billionaires planning to do with all that money? Sit in underground bunkers staring at bank balances while the world falls apart? Wealth is only valuable when there's a functioning society around it. So what exactly are they trying to win?
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i just found out he speaks around 8 to 12 languages he is genuinely super human bro what
🚨| WATCH: Speed meets a RANDOM FAN from INDONESIA on Omegle and has an ENTIRE CONVERSATION with her while speaking FLUENT INDONESIAN 🤯🤯🇮🇩
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if someone accused me falsely of having an affair with ethan klein I would be on the local news denying that shit yesterday
Ok here's what gets me about the Ethan Klein drama, is there actual confirmation that he was cheating with that one girl or did someone just pick a random woman and everyone else ran with it
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It’s deeply disrespectful to us Brazilians, who spent 20 days mobilizing across the country, standing up to Big Tech and imperialist forces, to credit our victory as a nation to an American billionaire who said absolutely nothing about our elections. Delete this shit, @Variety.
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Honestly if you can't handle wearing proper PPE's, don't fucking work in healthcare. This is clearly not the right career for you. Go find something else.
So the morning of my surgery I had everyone wearing N95s. All were informed days earlier and the morning of. The 1st nurse to come into my room is in a surgical… I immediately inform her, she immediately gives attitude, states she can’t wear those ones bc she needs a “device”…
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honestly just shows how drugs don't correlate to morality bc addiction doesn't pick and choose
You really can just do things I guess
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THIS WHAT KINDA FRIENDS Y’ALL NEED OMG!!
i got nasty & disrespectful first ??
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when i tell you i’m still picking my jaw up off the floor TO THIS DAY!!!! this was so fucking insane.
In March 2015, national television aired a recording nobody was supposed to hear. A real estate heir had stepped into a bathroom mid-interview and forgotten his microphone was on. His name was Robert Durst. His wife Kathie vanished in 1982. His best friend Susan Berman was found shot in the back of the head on Christmas Eve, 2000. The next year, his neighbor in Galveston washed up in the bay in garbage bags. The head was never found. Durst had been living there disguised as a mute woman. He admitted cutting up the body. A Texas jury called it self-defense. Before that trial he skipped bail and was caught stealing a chicken salad sandwich, with $500 in his pocket and $37,000 in his rental car. Minutes before the recording, the director slid two envelopes across the table. One held a letter Durst sent Berman in 1999. The other held the anonymous note that sent Beverly Hills police to her body: her address and one word, "CADAVER." Same block capitals. Same misspelling: "BEVERLEY." He said he only wrote one of them. Then he started burping. In the video below, the interview is over. He walks out. The room is empty. The mic is still on. "There it is. You're caught." "Arrest him." "And the burping." "What the hell did I do? Killed them all, of course." The night before it aired, the FBI found him in a New Orleans hotel under a fake name, with a revolver, a latex mask and $42,631 in cash. Before his 2021 trial, his own lawyers admitted he wrote the cadaver note. He got life without parole. Less than three months later he died in custody with his appeal pending, and the conviction was wiped. Court records later showed the lines you hear weren't in the order he said them. Did the microphone catch a confession, or did the editing room build one?
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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listen. i hate hila klein and feel virtually no sympathy for her beyond my basic humanity. but omfg every fucking pic i see of her and ethan, she outmogs him to an insane degree in EVERY photo. the fact that HE had the audacity to cheat on HER is so fucking goofy 😭😭😭
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also the concept of cheating on ur wife as a youtuber in a post-ned fulmer world is so goofy like bro it’s time to wrap the affair UPPPP it’s gotta go how are you this stupiddddd 💀
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“i was stuck watching youtube unboxing videos on my birthday” HELP
KIM KARDASHIAN on her Birthday..!😂😂😂
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elmo doing a pretty decent lorne michaels impression is making me lose my mind
We’re not sure the new Saturday Night Live writers will be able to make it to showtime! 😴
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You can see in this trailer Nathan doing something weird with his tongue and his tooth. In an interview, Nathan explained that when he's trying not to laugh or break character, he presses his tongue against his molar really hard. So him pressing his tongue against his molar really hard reveals that Nathan knows that Elizabeth Holmes is a lying manipulator, and it also indicates that Nathan is also trying to manipulate her and is in character. So then the way Nathan acts in the documentary is an act, he's conning a con artist.
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.
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I think one less discussed consequence of this is that ppl w/ less money have to justify their absence from important moments in other ppl's lives bc financial constraints are experienced as relational failures. So inequality shapes who is perceived as a good friend/family member
The cost of flying is up 22% from last year. The average Southwest ticket for example, is about $231.69, up almost $50 from a year earlier.
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The focus is actually on the fact that Amanda realizes in real time that Holmes is manipulating her, preying on her instinct to not want to be a bully or hurt other women. Nathan smiles at her, confirming, “you see how she does it.”
The movie is, like, not at all focused on whether Amanda Seyfried feels regret.
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