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Gal Fieri

Oakland, CA
Joined February 2015
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Luka is in absolute hell rn.
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A genuine thrill to be able to hear the football game at Berkeley High School from the house tonight. Feels EXTREMELY autumnal.
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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Grassy Knoll angle footage
Seven years ago I witnessed history
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oh my god
asked my company for a raise and got fired
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I'm sorry to the players but unfortunately I am going to need it to rain.
The most Buffalo halftime show is happening at Highmark Stadium on Thanksgiving. 🤩 See you on November 26, @googoodolls! 📰: bufbills.co/3UpzR2L | @MandT_Bank
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Just had to drag Rupert out of the gutter.
All it takes is for one ear to flip inside out and suddenly my Black Lab looks like he’s been on a bender for days
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Looking good, San Francisco.
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I say this to myself in the kitchen multiple times a week.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! SALT… AND PEPA!
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A03’s yearly operational budget is only $688k. Some newly minted AI billionaire needs to step up and do some effective altruism here as reparations for injesting every word on the site into AI training years ago
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I need Nathan Fielder to spend 30 days living with them
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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The sound of his feet shuffling LMAOO
Hallowemby we are so back
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Taking a break from the WNBA Finals to watch the most beautiful beings on earth.
Wonderful news: Murera has given birth to a baby girl this morning! Her daughter entered the world bathed in the light of a near-full moon, perfect in every way. We’ve named her Mwezi, which means moon in Swahili. Murera chose to give birth in her stockade, the place that has been her nighttime sanctuary all these years. Her delivery couldn’t have been more seamless – in fact, by the time the Keepers heard the rumbles and rushed to her side, it was all over! Mother and baby are doing very well, while Mwana is already proving to be an excellent and attentive big sister. More to come, but we're filled with joy and wanted to share Mwezi’s first moments with you. (Word is already out amongst the elephants – this morning, every wild-living Umani orphan showed up to meet the newest member of their family!) Congratulations to our extraordinary Murera: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/o…
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The Mr Brightside caucus
Talarico is 37 Ossoff is 39 El Sayed is 41 Forstag is 32 Rutinel is 31 Sand is 44 Democrats are struggling with young men, yet many of their buzziest candidates are young men under 45.
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BREAKING: Just found my left Airpod that has been missing for over a month. Yes, it was in my purse this whole time.
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this is what liza minelli says when she tries to turn off a lamp
Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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day 1 of Lula IV: magical realism is now real in Brazil
Bom dia. Um tucano me acordou hoje batendo na minha janela.
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[working as a realtor on sesame street] there’s no registry so I don’t know if I legally have to disclose this but there IS a vampire with OCD living here
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