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🚨Nintendo #switch2 GIVEAWAY🚨
I'm giving away a Switch 2 because Nintendo sent me one and I already have one and want to pay it forward 😊
Winner announced this weekend - GL everyone!
Enter here: gleam.io/JnyJg/switch-2-mari…
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If you actually sit down and read the grinch’s manifesto he makes a lot of good points
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Parents: Please don't get political during Christmas dinner with the family
Me ten minutes later:
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i shouldn't have to wash the colander after making pasta. they were literally just in boiling water, they're the cleanest thing in the house
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Grinch: I would like to buy a dog
Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?
Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla
Pet store employee: That is fine.
Grinch: A green gorilla
Employee: Doesn’t matter
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Told a guy at the urinal that I liked his stream tone and he thanked me in a way that made it obvious it’s been too long since he’s heard a compliment. We need to take better care of our boys.
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Teaching a grey alien how to drive stick in a 1994 Mazda Miata. "I love how she corners," he remarks, "Not that dissimilar from flying an orb." I say, "You're right. You're absolutely right."
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Dudes will have the worst day of their lives and just keep sending memes to the homies like nothing happened
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i don’t think he’s the guy. the shooter used a silencer and an italian would never attempt to be quiet in public



































