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tranquilo

Rochester, NY
Joined July 2009
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🚨Nintendo #switch2 GIVEAWAY🚨 I'm giving away a Switch 2 because Nintendo sent me one and I already have one and want to pay it forward 😊 Winner announced this weekend - GL everyone! Enter here: gleam.io/JnyJg/switch-2-mari…
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Jeff Passan dropping absolute nukes right out of the trade deadline
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If you actually sit down and read the grinch’s manifesto he makes a lot of good points
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Parents: Please don't get political during Christmas dinner with the family Me ten minutes later:
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i shouldn't have to wash the colander after making pasta. they were literally just in boiling water, they're the cleanest thing in the house
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Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter
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D’Lo brown on the way to the ring
bro strongly disagrees
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*firmly nodding at my alien* they call it the champagne of beers
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R.I.P. Rickey Henderson 🙏
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me on the toilet at 8:35 every morning
Crazy shot of the big back body drop Cody Rhodes gave to Kevin Owens last weekend.
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Told a guy at the urinal that I liked his stream tone and he thanked me in a way that made it obvious it’s been too long since he’s heard a compliment. We need to take better care of our boys.
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Teaching a grey alien how to drive stick in a 1994 Mazda Miata. "I love how she corners," he remarks, "Not that dissimilar from flying an orb." I say, "You're right. You're absolutely right."
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frank retweeted
Dudes will have the worst day of their lives and just keep sending memes to the homies like nothing happened
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get a decent pair of speakers and collect steely dan records
WTF are you supposed to do in your thirties????
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son: *counts to ten* wife: good job me: (smugly) eleven
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i don’t think he’s the guy. the shooter used a silencer and an italian would never attempt to be quiet in public
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BEAUTIFUL: they are flying a patagonia vest at half mast to honor the fallen CEO ❤️
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Big E rules so much.
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