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London, England
Joined March 2015
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Don’t be sorry! let’s do this again on Monday shall we
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She is 65 and got cheated on by the man she’s been with since 19 and you’re talking about jackpot lol You people spend too much time online
Of course there’s no prenup He married her when he was a struggling engineer and didn’t have a cent. She has hit a jackpot. He will face the consequences.
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adele was 25 writing about “let me photograph you in this light in case it is the last time”
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My husband and I have the day off and now I’m a little drunk at a lunch date and we are about to stumble over to the art museum and then wander around saying silly shit to each other never ever kill yourself
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Ummm I’m kind of loving life rn! I feel so giggly and flirty omfggg
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I’ve reported rape twice to the Met Police, both times NFA’d (No Further Action), both times appealed, gave my phone in for evidence both times, they both refused to give their phones, gave DNA evidence in one, it wasn’t even touched, one Detective Inspector told me:
Baffles me to see how many people think it's easy to get somebody convicted for rape just by making it up. You can barely get them done for actually raping you.
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I’ve been saying this forever
Ok I’m further into Citizen Kim. One under discussed aspect of the kardashians is how they live in a kind of feudal family estate arrangement in giant houses all within at most a 15 min drive of each other (many are walkable) so their kids can all be incredibly close. The men in their lives are barely important to the overall arrangement, they come, they go, they’re not part of the structure Kris Jenner has created. They seem kind of broadly hated by feminists but in a weird way they’ve created the ultimate feminist utopia, at least as it can exist under capitalism. They’re completely financially free from men, in fact any man that even wanders into the picture is often dependent on them, and their kids are raised in a kind of sisterly hive mom way. I think because they’re hot or at least dress to appeal to the male gaze this aspect of their whole thing is never discussed but it’s kinda radical. They’re essentially “post men.”
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I’ve posted about this before The patriarchy died first in the minds of men, not women
The problem with a lot of dudes who want a trad-wife is that they refuse to be a traditional husband.
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Technology peaked when you could carry 2000 songs in your pocket and the battery lasted four days because it wasn't tracking your location
Apple. almost 20 years ago!
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you just wipe down the kitchen counter everyday until you die
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Women are so inspiring across every species
A 17-year-old lioness survived for 5 years with blindness because her daughters refused to abandon her.
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Me and Drake value friendship so much you hoes would never understand
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I still regularly think about this tweet from 2014
my grandad went to get a passport pic but accidentally got one with atomic kitten on he look so confused im screaming
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Whenever I think of London in the mid-00s this is the exact aesthetic I remember. The Topman cardigan: the skinny jeans and ballet flats; the office-chic peplum dress and pencil skirts for the club; the Millennium Bridge. It’s all too good.
Sugababes randomly writing the best song ever made is so fascinating to me
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Me liking all posts about voting blue from my bed in the middle of butt fuck no where England
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i was so stressed about acid rain.
As a child, I was so stressed about the ozone layer 😭😭
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sexy today! sexy tomorrow! sexy forever!
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black boys deserve to grow old.
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Niggas act like this shit not INSANE
Drake currently has 11 albums on the Billboard 200 chart. He dominates with more projects than any other artist this week. No. 7: HABIBTI No. 12: ICEMAN No. 18: Take Care No. 40: Views No. 64: Certified Lover Boy No. 71: Thank Me Later No. 77: Scorpion No. 88: For All the Dogs No. 118: Nothing Was the Same No. 134: $ome $exy $ongs 4 U with PARTYNEXTDOOR No. 146: More Life
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One day we’ll talk about Honestly Nevermind fr. Drake really put his most vulnerable album on a bunch of house beats. Wow man
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