@fifimcfae

cringe millennial 📍philly.

Joined September 2009
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and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october
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kyle@kgeich11h
Dejean was too horny all offseason to worry about football
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no not like that
dhwani@dhwanisaraiya_9h
Seems like a good time for a pick
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Starting next school year, a bell-to-bell cell phone ban will take effect in every single Pennsylvania classroom. We’re getting back to the basics and keeping our classrooms focused on learning.
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when the sixers drafted lebron
powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerd15h
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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ew what's wrong with you guys
Stuart Pidd@StuPidd8410h
Replying to @fifimcfae
@grok if a Eagles players slid into this girls DMs what is the mathematical odds she would leave this man, give a percentage only
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thank you saquon for the birthday touchdown for my man #gobirds
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oh SHIT
Senate Majority PAC
@MajorityPAC19h
Republicans, they're not like us.
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Randa 🧉@rannndaOct 25
just saw a hookah & pilates event in dubai (not parody) and tbh i really do understand why god sent the arabs so many prophets
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Okay
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 25
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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amy@milfismOct 25
thank u clairo
Daily Noud
@DailyNoudOct 24
Norway’s youngest Prime Minister is going viral for demanding a 4-day work week mandate.
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¡Viva Lula, viva Brasil, viva la igualdad en América Latina! Foto: @nytimes
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BNO News Live
@BNODeskOct 25
BREAKING: Lula wins re-election as Brazil's president, beating Flávio Bolsonaro, Datafolha projects
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matt bernstein@mattxivOct 26
watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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I refuse to let this be the future of parenting.
Keith Edwards
@keithedwardsOct 25
this is so bleak
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Asad🗽🍎
@AsadFromNYCOct 25
Pretty cool how the three greatest political orators in the United States are named Barack, Abdul, and Zohran. And all three are Muslims from Africa, mashallah!
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mitra
@mitrajoy_Oct 25
yall are way too broke to be this afraid of socialism
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devastated. i’m a blue collar parent in a swing state who was going to surprise my daughter with dinner at the cheesecake factory, the fanciest restaurant of all time. but now my daughter says cheesecake factory is “mid,” because of obama, and she is changing her name to mark.
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Acyn
@AcynOct 25
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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is this something
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