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๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ โš“ First Dog โš“ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ The road less travelled? Hell...I blazed the fucking trail.

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The Tesla cybertruck is the result of when a colossal fucking idiot conceptualizes and Designs a DeLorean ๐Ÿคฃ #Cybertruck
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Looking forward to a Time when I don't have to decipher whether the lede is real or satire...๐Ÿคฆ
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atrupar13h
Trump: โ€œI am pleased to announce that the Great Dana White, a violent Fighter and Warrior, has been offered the job of Press Secretary of the United States. I have requested that he bring with him assistants, even though some are not from our Country, of Islam Makhachev, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Justin Gaethje, Daniel Cormier, Amanda Nunes, and Kayla Harris. We need these people to defend us against the Lunatic Left. Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job! President DONALD J. TRUMPโ€
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Let's Go Blue Bombers!๐Ÿˆ #BlueBombers #cflplayoffs
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Something just reminded me of this song. The '90s, right? They uhhh... Definitely had some musical range...๐Ÿคฃ youtu.be/xjwkXYB4nHs?si=J-4Yโ€ฆ
The Presidents of the United States of America - Lump (Version A) (Official HD Music Video)

The Presidents of the United States of America - Lump (Version A) (Official HD Music Video)

The Presidents of the United States of America - Lump (Version A) (...

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I love these countdowns on the weekend...
Jezza Morgan ; ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ (@porpster) profile pictureJezza Morgan ; ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ@porpster14h
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Fleetwood Mac jumps ten notches to #30 with "You Make Loving Fun" - written by Christine McVie. #AT40 youtu.be/ZsDJLaqw5Tc?si=mc6qโ€ฆ
Fleetwood Mac - You Make Loving Fun (Live) (Official Video) [HD]

Fleetwood Mac - You Make Loving Fun (Live) (Official Video) [HD]

Fleetwood Mac perform "You Make Loving Fun" live at Studio Instrume...

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CanuklHead.Fella ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ@CanuklheadFNov 6
Hey Fellas, Let Bruce here know how we feel about this poll.
Bruce (@bruce_barrett) profile pictureBruce
@bruce_barrettNov 5
Should Russian teenagers be allowed to play hockey in Canada after an international court ordered it? Explain your answer.
48%Yes.
52%No.
7,598 votes โ€ข Final results
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There's a non-zero chance that there are some extreme right wing morons who will fail to grasp that this is satire... ๐Ÿคฃ
Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) profile pictureWu Tang is for the Children
@WUTangKidsNov 6
Bro Iโ€™m crying ๐Ÿคฃ
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Jason Kenney coming out as an old school conservative is something I'm genuinely liking--striking contrast to the current @CPC_HQ If he's after @PierrePoilievre's job, I would definitely be in favour of it.
Jason Kenney ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ (@jkenney) profile pictureJason Kenney ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
@jkenneyNov 6
MAGA North / Blame Canada quislings have said for two years that Canada deserved Trump's attacks on our economy & threats to our sovereignty, in part because we aren't pulling our weight as a NATO ally. But then they whine and fear monger when Canada is committed to an important NATO mission. Whatever the question, their answer is to blame Canada. BTW, it was Prime Minsiter Harper's Conservative government that first launched Operation Reassurance in 2014, following Putin's initial invasion of Ukraine๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ’ช
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I didn't read kushner's Post in it's entirety, but my initialreaction was... WTAF!!!
Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) profile pictureRick Wilson
@TheRickWilsonNov 6
So, let me flag a few things, traitor. 1. "European security architecture" is a phrase the Kremlin uses. We already have one: it's called NATO. 2. You conflate (as you always do) the victim of this war with the aggressor. The aggressor is Russia. 3. "Root causes" is Russian for "do it our way" and you know it. 4. Nothing a word about Russian withdrawal, the occupied territories, POWs or deported children. Weird. 5. Lavrov wrote this for you. 6. Fuck Putin, fuck Russia, and fuck you.
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I thumbed through the short form federal budget last night. Unsurprisingly, it does read like a brochure for a new car, highlighting all the bells and whistles.
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That said, here's the weirdest take on the budget that you will see on the internet. Mark Carney has just enough Asperger's syndrome to pull this off. Suggesting he's on the autism spectrum is not a criticism. In this case it's a feature not a bug.
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I decided this morning that I'm going to endeavour to be a more positive human being. Quit laughing... I am dead serious about this.
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I was thinking yesterday, "I wonder when the "Downfall" bunker scene is going to come out. " Here it is, and it does not disappoint ! ๐Ÿคฃ
Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) profile pictureWu Tang is for the Children
@WUTangKidsNov 5
Lmao been waiting for thisโ€ฆ.absolute cinemaโ€ฆ.no notes!
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๐Ÿคฃ But also... ๐Ÿคฆ Schumer is going to end up being the Senate majority leader... Cuz at the end of the day, the Democratic party are a group of notorious fuck ups.
Larry Sabato (@LarrySabato) profile pictureLarry Sabato
@LarrySabatoNov 5
Chuck Schumer Delivers Victory Speech To Previously Enthusiastic Crowd theonion.com/chuck-schumer-dโ€ฆ
Chuck Schumer Delivers Victory Speech To Previously Enthusiastic Crowd

Chuck Schumer Delivers Victory Speech To Previously Enthusiastic Crowd

WASHINGTONโ€”Their raucous cheers plunging to near pin-drop silence in a manner of seconds,ย presumptive Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) delivered a victory speech Tuesday night to a...

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The United States is the worst reality TV show ever! ๐Ÿคฆ
PBS News (@NewsHour) profile picturePBS News
@NewsHourNov 5
President Donald Trump on Thursday signed a proclamation that he said will prevent future changes to the Oval Office and Cabinet Room as he has redesigned them. to.pbs.org/4BJmJX4
Trump makes the Oval Office a national monument, but future presidents can still redecorate

Trump makes the Oval Office a national monument, but future presidents can still redecorate

It was the third day this week that the president, a real estate mogul, delivered remarks fixated on his pet projects in Washington.

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Going to need someone in the UK to blow something up for me today, or whatever you kippers do. We don't celebrate events involving a metric tonne of gunpowder in Canada, unfortunately. That neighbour whose dog poops on your lawn? Obliterate his bins with some homemade cordite. ๐Ÿ’ฅ
Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) profile pictureMerriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterNov 5
โ€˜Guy,โ€™ meaning โ€œperson,โ€ comes from Guy Fawkes. Boom.
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The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) profile pictureThe Daily Show
@TheDailyShowNov 5
A devastating night for Republicans, but now is the time for some honest self-reflection to figure out what went wrong... right??
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As a Canadian, I support his dismissal 100% ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
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Wait, what?!? This post implies that Texas actually educates its population... Huh... Nevertheless, probably good news...
Texas Democratic Party (@texasdemocrats) profile pictureTexas Democratic Party
@texasdemocratsNov 4
THIS JUST IN: Democrats have FLIPPED the Texas State Board of Education! This is a monumental win for Texas students, families, and the entire education community in our great state. Congratulations to our incredible candidates!
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HR at Fox News. Between Republicans who lost their seats last night and those that will be scurrying like rats to disembark Trump's sinking ship, it's going to get busy. ๐Ÿคฃ #Midterms2026 #FoxNews
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